| I'm a Little Suspish | Nikki Glaser | 3:09 | ||
| Just Like You're Here | Tommy Campbell | 1:15 | ||
| Sam Gets a Little Creative | Sam Morril | 4:01 | ||
| Unspoken Travel Assignment | Jim Gaffigan | 1:49 | ||
| Sam on Cool Doctors and His Bad Back | Sam Morril | 2:58 | ||
| They Will Respect the Steel | Dan Cummins | 2:38 | ||
| Vietnam Hats / Nightmares | Doug Stanhope | 3:58 | ||
| You Didn't Cancel | Tom Papa | 3:13 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called Gangsta Gangsta | Kyle Kinane | 1:02 | ||
| Asses and Advice | Rachel Feinstein | 3:07 | ||
| What Would I Do? | Nate Bargatze | 1:34 | ||
| Vasectomy | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:35 | ||
| Meeting J-Bone | Bob Saget | 2:23 | ||
| Single Mom, Only Child | Dan Soder | 1:48 | ||
| Different Degrees | Steve Byrne | 2:21 | ||
| Underwear Fitness Goal | Drew Barth | 2:54 | ||
| Free Clinics | Pete Davidson | 3:36 | ||
| Uncle Tony | Artie Lange | 1:49 | ||
| Sam Is in Therapy | Sam Morril | 2:10 | ||
| Comfortable with Sir | Al Madrigal | 1:38 | ||
| Severed Heads over Hollywood | Dana Gould | 2:23 | ||
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| Dickish Behavior | Michael Ian Black | 3:45 | ||
| Learn My Way | Tom Segura | 2:37 | ||
| Inglewood | Morgan Murphy | 2:19 | ||
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | ||
| DUI/Circumcised | Chris Maddock | 4:37 | ||
| Inheritance | Al Madrigal | 2:33 | ||
| Sam Has a Type | Sam Morril | 1:25 | ||
| I Met a Girl | Big Jay Oakerson | 1:03 | ||
| I Yell at It | Tom Segura | 1:53 | ||
| Pride | Louis Katz | 2:09 | ||
| Empowered Baby | Jen Kirkman | 3:29 | ||
| Only Whores Wear Purple | Rachel Feinstein | 4:39 | ||
| Lower Property Values | Maria Bamford | 1:22 | ||
| I've Got to Go Name My Chapters. | Nate Bargatze | 2:40 | ||
| Panda Butler | Matt Braunger | 2:06 | ||
| Me and the Doorman | Wyatt Cenac | 9:37 | ||
| Free Range Crazies | Doug Stanhope | 2:02 | ||
| Holocaust Museum of Modern Art | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:55 | ||
| Kurt Talks to Young People About Safe Assplay. | Kurt Metzger | 2:15 | ||
| Tiger | David Spade | 3:58 | ||
| Man to Man | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:42 | ||
| Sam Is a Bit Misguided | Sam Morril | 2:37 | ||
| Intro | Rachel Feinstein | 0:53 | ||
| It's All in How You Look at It | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:52 | ||
| Anything Can Be Funny | Dana Gould | 5:58 | ||
| Living by the Airport | Jim Breuer | 2:36 | ||
| Shamwow | Todd Glass | 3:53 | ||
| Merica the Beautiful | Chris Hardwick | 1:51 | ||
