| Sbarro Slogan and Anti-Abortion Billboard (Unrelated) | Eugene Mirman | 1:14 | |
| White Wine / Youth Pastor | Pete Holmes | 1:18 | |
| Joe Bags | Mike Birbiglia | 2:11 | |
| "Befriending Rodney Dangerfield" | Bob Saget | 2:13 | |
| The SAT Test | Andrew Norelli | 4:20 | |
| And Yes I Should Write More. It's Hard. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:46 | |
| Small Talk | David Cross | 3:32 | |
| No Need Teef / Salon Dijon | Pete Holmes | 3:35 | |
| Natural Selection | Chad Daniels | 3:28 | |
| It's All in How You Look at It | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:52 | |
| Sam Is Trying to Be Better | Sam Morril | 3:20 | |
| I'm Fancy | Natasha Leggero | 1:34 | |
| "From Climate Change to Hemorrhoids" | Bob Saget | 1:00 | |
| Giving up My Belly Button for Lint | Josh Sneed | 3:38 | |
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | |
| Newark | Artie Lange | 2:44 | |
| Second-Hand Cattery | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:06 | |
| Severed Heads over Hollywood | Dana Gould | 2:23 | |
| Walk It Off | Michael Ian Black | 5:29 | |
| Subwaytopia | Wyatt Cenac | 3:18 | |
| Masturbation/Internet Pornography | Louis Katz | 1:33 | |
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| Dick Pics | Rachel Feinstein | 2:20 | |
| Facebook Karen Doctors | Tommy Campbell | 1:14 | |
| Dead Dad Club | Chris Hardwick | 4:50 | |
| Jesus and Grandmothers Again | Myq Kaplan | 3:26 | |
| 17-Hour Labor | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:46 | |
| Twelve Apostrophes | Chad Daniels | 2:00 | |
| Homosexuality | Shane Mauss | 3:24 | |
| I'm Talkin' to You, Son | Bob Saget | 3:16 | |
| Stupid Questions | Chris Porter | 3:26 | |
| Sex for a Cheeseburger | Morgan Murphy | 3:16 | |
| Having a Kid Is a Crazy Gamble | Aziz Ansari | 1:49 | |
| Dweebs | Chris Hardwick | 2:51 | |
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | |
| I'm a Bad Jew, Sorry Grandma | Louis Katz | 1:57 | |
| Necrophilia, Pedophilia, And Bestiality | Myq Kaplan | 2:34 | |
| Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart | Kurt Metzger | 2:08 | |
| Sports | Dennis Miller | 1:47 | |
| Strong, Independent Woman | Mike Birbiglia | 3:55 | |
| Sam Had Another Break Up | Sam Morril | 4:10 | |
| 2 Girls | Tom Segura | 3:31 | |
| The Wright Brothers, An Alternative to Radiation, And Horses Again | Myq Kaplan | 4:10 | |
| The House is Rockin' (with Domestic Problems) | Kyle Kinane | 5:57 | |
| Uncle Tony | Artie Lange | 1:49 | |
| Bras & Breasts | Mitch Fatel | 1:58 | |
| Sleepy Karl | Mike Birbiglia | 2:59 | |
| Sam Is a New York Jew | Sam Morril | 3:48 | |
| Running Late & Starbucks | Andy Hendrickson | 2:20 | |
| Date with a Pescatarian | Louis Katz | 1:57 | |
