| A Sex Maybe | Mike Birbiglia | 3:25 | ||
| I Was Raised Catholic, In Search of Noah's Ark | Joe Rogan | 5:10 | ||
| Take Our Jobs | Shane Mauss | 1:58 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called I Ain't Tha 1 | Kyle Kinane | 1:52 | ||
| You're Welcome | Nick Thune | 2:50 | ||
| Planetarium | Steven Wright | 2:49 | ||
| Wedding Invitation | Dane Cook | 2:35 | ||
| Dick Pics | Rachel Feinstein | 2:20 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| Mental Makeup | Maria Bamford | 2:15 | ||
| Farewell, Mother | Doug Stanhope | 10:17 | ||
| Love, Magnum, And Mood Lighting | Dov Davidoff | 3:11 | ||
| 25 and Pregnant | Aziz Ansari | 3:22 | ||
| Pride | Louis Katz | 2:09 | ||
| Biting a Puppy | Todd Glass | 3:46 | ||
| Hot Air Balloon | Mitch Hedberg | 2:57 | ||
| Greatest City on Earth / Getting Old | Greg Giraldo | 3:47 | ||
| Seduction | Anthony Jeselnik | 5:03 | ||
| What Sex Is That Thing? | Jim Norton | 1:28 | ||
| Assh*le | Amy Schumer | 3:16 | ||
| Dreams | Nick Thune | 3:23 | ||
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| Porn | Whitney Cummings | 4:20 | ||
| I'm a Bad Jew, Sorry Grandma | Louis Katz | 1:57 | ||
| My Cousin Harris | Aziz Ansari | 1:36 | ||
| David Crosby's Sperm, And Why the Hollywood Squares Downsized Me | Bobcat Goldthwait | 9:44 | ||
| 5 | Daniel Tosh | 5:34 | ||
| Unexpected Pregnancy | Shane Mauss | 3:08 | ||
| Energy Policy / Fat Kids | Greg Giraldo | 5:10 | ||
| Adorable Racism | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| Billboards and Bumper Stickers | Michael Ian Black | 5:49 | ||
| How Is This My Fault? | Christian Finnegan | 5:29 | ||
| Signs | Todd Glass | 3:13 | ||
| Dear Daniel | Nick Thune | 6:55 | ||
| A Whimsical Story About Throwing a Baby | Tommy Johnagin | 2:44 | ||
| I Love Dogs and Cats | Mitch Fatel | 5:20 | ||
| Rock and Roll Party | Kyle Kinane | 5:03 | ||
| Father Failure | David Cross | 4:06 | ||
| Fictitious Disorder | Daniel Tosh | 3:55 | ||
| Backflip | Nick Thune | 5:19 | ||
| Orange County | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:03 | ||
| Sweet Pain | Kyle Kinane | 6:02 | ||
| Computer Dating / Couples Fight | Greg Giraldo | 3:20 | ||
| Shut the Fuck Up | Anthony Jeselnik | 6:48 | ||
| Eight | Daniel Tosh | 5:42 | ||
| Faux Fur, Diamonds & Jizz | Natasha Leggero | 2:36 | ||
| Jews | Amy Schumer | 3:47 | ||
| Senses, Halloween | Demetri Martin | 4:03 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called If It Ain't Ruff | Kyle Kinane | 4:16 | ||
| Bathroom Graffiti | Matt Braunger | 2:32 | ||
