| Silent Letters | Demetri Martin | 4:46 | ||
| Team of Doctors | Jim Gaffigan | 3:52 | ||
| 5 | Daniel Tosh | 5:34 | ||
| Babies | Aziz Ansari | 3:50 | ||
| The Backflip | David Spade | 3:37 | ||
| Senses, Halloween | Demetri Martin | 4:03 | ||
| Zipper | Tommy Johnagin | 4:27 | ||
| Montana and the Flea Market | Josh Sneed | 4:04 | ||
| Weird Sex Moves | Louis Katz | 1:44 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| The War on Tattoos | Steve Hofstetter | 3:11 | ||
| Jersey Shore Like Animal Planet | Natasha Leggero | 2:15 | ||
| Halloween Payback | Al Madrigal | 1:01 | ||
| My Prostitute | Patton Oswalt | 6:27 | ||
| Katrina | Greg Giraldo | 2:12 | ||
| Banana Noises | Michael Ian Black | 5:31 | ||
| Opening | Jim Gaffigan | 2:45 | ||
| I Have Hobbies | Hannibal Buress | 1:31 | ||
| Using My Blackberry While Driving | Aziz Ansari | 2:02 | ||
| Get Tested Denise | Amy Schumer | 4:21 | ||
| Bad Dates | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:00 | ||
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| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | ||
| Packaging | Jim Gaffigan | 1:06 | ||
| Intro | Chris Hardwick | 1:45 | ||
| Diarrhea Can Save Your Life | Bob Saget | 1:18 | ||
| My Cousin Harris | Aziz Ansari | 1:36 | ||
| Elephant Man | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:35 | ||
| Clubbing / Plastic Surgery | Brian Posehn | 1:45 | ||
| Wake Up | Rory Scovel | 2:17 | ||
| Cursing Is Bad / Rudely Interrupted | Tom Segura | 2:38 | ||
| Hate People Touching Me | Patrice O'Neal | 4:27 | ||
| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | ||
| New Clothes | Patton Oswalt | 5:40 | ||
| Cutting | Amy Schumer | 2:35 | ||
| Fighting / Background Music | Pablo Francisco | 3:49 | ||
| Facebookery | Pete Holmes | 4:12 | ||
| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | ||
| Meeting J-Bone | Bob Saget | 2:23 | ||
| History of Ting-Ting | Jo Koy | 4:21 | ||
| Girl, You Ain't Got No Arms | Natasha Leggero | 5:36 | ||
| Phone Racist | Chad Daniels | 3:06 | ||
| Cool Guy | Todd Glass | 2:19 | ||
| Vinyl Midlife Crisis | Marc Maron | 2:44 | ||
| I Love Fairies | Mitch Fatel | 3:46 | ||
| Waffle House | Jim Gaffigan | 3:00 | ||
| God of Thunder | Kyle Kinane | 8:06 | ||
| Everybody's Scared | Tom Papa | 1:51 | ||
| Porn and Monsters | Myq Kaplan | 2:42 | ||
| Audience Work | Harland Williams | 2:18 | ||
