| Entitlement | Tom Segura | 1:15 | ||
| Merica the Beautiful | Chris Hardwick | 1:51 | ||
| Sames and Opposites | Demetri Martin | 8:04 | ||
| Sodium Erythortbate | Kyle Kinane | 2:51 | ||
| A Wonderful Afternoon Gone Awry | Norm MacDonald | 2:06 | ||
| Shaved Pubes | Dave Attell | 2:04 | ||
| Meats and Robots | Myq Kaplan | 3:10 | ||
| Worst Critic | Christian Finnegan | 1:30 | ||
| Women / Old Drinking | Greg Giraldo | 6:45 | ||
| Press Conference | Chad Daniels | 2:40 | ||
| Under a Buck | David Spade | 2:24 | ||
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | ||
| Money and Pussy | Patton Oswalt | 2:41 | ||
| No M&Ms. | Nate Bargatze | 1:12 | ||
| Sheets | Aziz Ansari | 2:34 | ||
| Senses, Halloween | Demetri Martin | 4:03 | ||
| School Sucks | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:34 | ||
| Masturbation/Internet Pornography | Louis Katz | 1:33 | ||
| The Late Robin Williams | Doug Stanhope | 1:35 | ||
| Seven | Daniel Tosh | 5:43 | ||
| Team of Doctors | Jim Gaffigan | 3:52 | ||
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| Some Jokes | Demetri Martin | 7:09 | ||
| Can't Make Fun | Anthony Jeselnik | 1:35 | ||
| A Little Sweet Thing I Like To Say | John Mulaney | 0:57 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| Dick Pics | Rachel Feinstein | 2:20 | ||
| Environmental Science | Chad Daniels | 2:44 | ||
| Jesus Was Jewish | Louis C.K. | 2:52 | ||
| Hands-Free | Hannibal Buress | 1:17 | ||
| Shut the Fuck Up | Anthony Jeselnik | 6:48 | ||
| 4th Grade Math | Tom Papa | 3:39 | ||
| Germany | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| Tattoos | Dave Attell | 2:16 | ||
| Flavors | Demetri Martin | 3:07 | ||
| There's Something in My Bladder | Mike Birbiglia | 8:17 | ||
| Cool Guy | Todd Glass | 2:19 | ||
| Facebookery | Pete Holmes | 4:12 | ||
| Drinking | Amy Schumer | 4:00 | ||
| The Vestibule of Dreams | Patton Oswalt | 2:48 | ||
| Crappy Jobs & Bingo | Dana Gould | 2:05 | ||
| My Sister | Maria Bamford | 2:19 | ||
| Facebook / Twitter | Kathleen Madigan | 3:32 | ||
| Friendly Tollbooth | Christian Finnegan | 3:23 | ||
| Day Care | Jim Jefferies | 3:39 | ||
| The Weight Loss Plan | Patton Oswalt | 2:07 | ||
| Cheese Is Everywhere: Describing a Night Out | Aziz Ansari | 1:31 | ||
| High School | Ron White | 1:14 | ||
| The Unfuckables | Dave Attell | 2:07 | ||
| Ted and the 20 Person Plane | John Mulaney | 1:34 | ||
