| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | ||
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | ||
| Jersey Shore Like Animal Planet | Natasha Leggero | 2:15 | ||
| The Backflip | David Spade | 3:37 | ||
| Adorable Racism | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| Love My Son | Jo Koy | 6:13 | ||
| Cholo Soccer Dad | Al Madrigal | 7:37 | ||
| Professional | Tom Segura | 1:02 | ||
| Find the Smell | Dave Attell | 1:41 | ||
| Ron Jeremy's Giant Cock | Jim Norton | 3:43 | ||
| The Vow | Pete Davidson | 3:01 | ||
| Kids, Girls and Advice | Bert Kreischer | 7:02 | ||
| My Dad Told Me | Tom Segura | 1:56 | ||
| Merica the Beautiful | Chris Hardwick | 1:51 | ||
| Sympathy Card | Mike Birbiglia | 1:04 | ||
| Computer Dating / Couples Fight | Greg Giraldo | 3:20 | ||
| A Little Sweet Thing I Like To Say | John Mulaney | 0:57 | ||
| Sexual Shenanigans | Tommy Johnagin | 10:00 | ||
| Ex-Girlfriend | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:24 | ||
| A Lap Dance, Finally | Rachel Feinstein | 1:12 | ||
| Last Bit of Advice for the Drunks | Bert Kreischer | 3:29 | ||
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| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | ||
| Hot Girls in Bars and Their Dude Counterparts | Louis C.K. | 4:42 | ||
| Shaved Pubes | Dave Attell | 2:04 | ||
| Popular Phrases | Tig Notaro | 1:02 | ||
| The 12 Words | Bert Kreischer | 1:53 | ||
| Pachoo! | Mike Birbiglia | 1:11 | ||
| Opening for Tracy Morgan | Hannibal Buress | 2:52 | ||
| Breastfeeding | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| God Don't Make No Junk | Tom Segura | 1:34 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
| Now Let Daddy Work. | Nate Bargatze | 2:23 | ||
| Dr. Phil and His Shitty Advice | Joe Rogan | 3:25 | ||
| My Mom Never Hit Us | Jo Koy | 0:58 | ||
| O.J. | Norm MacDonald | 2:23 | ||
| Don't Want Kids | Nikki Glaser | 3:10 | ||
| Can't Make Fun | Anthony Jeselnik | 1:35 | ||
| The Stripper | Patton Oswalt | 1:57 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| Drinking and Driving | David Spade | 5:43 | ||
| It's All in How You Look at It | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:52 | ||
| Liberate Yourself | Tom Segura | 3:53 | ||
| God | Louis C.K. | 2:08 | ||
| First Time a Girl Hit Me | Joe Rogan | 1:43 | ||
| Secret of My Success | Doug Stanhope | 2:13 | ||
| Phone Racist | Chad Daniels | 3:06 | ||
| What If I Just Walked off Stage and Never Came Back? | Nate Bargatze | 2:42 | ||
| Tyson vs. Segura II (Bonus Track) | Tom Segura | 4:11 | ||
| Dick Punch | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:35 | ||
