| Whatever You Are, Be a Good One (Album Version) | Mike Birbiglia | 4:17 | |
| One Scary Ass F*****g Black Guy | Jim Norton | 1:56 | |
| Billboards and Bumper Stickers | Michael Ian Black | 5:49 | |
| Spokesperson | Pete Davidson | 2:51 | |
| Architectural Jokes | Todd Glass | 4:46 | |
| Fuchsia | Daniel Tosh | 2:52 | |
| Free Range Crazies | Doug Stanhope | 2:02 | |
| Sympathy Card | Mike Birbiglia | 1:04 | |
| Yet Another Man's Take on Colonoscopy | Bob Saget | 3:08 | |
| Stepping on Legos | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:43 | |
| Watermelon Festival | Todd Glass | 3:01 | |
| Q&a - Taken a Lot of Jobs Because I'm a Whore | Joe Rogan | 2:21 | |
| No M&Ms. | Nate Bargatze | 1:12 | |
| Reality "Stars" | Natasha Leggero | 4:27 | |
| The Guitar Guy at the Party | Mike Birbiglia | 3:26 | |
| Hey Isis, Get off of My Lawn | Doug Stanhope | 2:05 | |
| Comfortable with Sir | Al Madrigal | 1:38 | |
| More Arms Than Courage | Todd Glass | 2:27 | |
| Assh*le | Amy Schumer | 3:16 | |
| We'd Rather You Do It In The House Than Go Somewhere Else | John Mulaney | 2:58 | |
| Sex, Tennis, And Pandas | Mike Birbiglia | 5:50 | |
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| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | |
| Zipper | Tommy Johnagin | 4:27 | |
| And Yes I Should Write More. It's Hard. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:46 | |
| Sheets | Aziz Ansari | 2:34 | |
| Bombing Etiquette | Jim Norton | 1:27 | |
| Montana and the Flea Market | Josh Sneed | 4:04 | |
| Opening for Tracy Morgan | Hannibal Buress | 2:52 | |
| Subwaytopia | Wyatt Cenac | 3:18 | |
| I'm Right | Mike Birbiglia | 4:32 | |
| Nana Time | Dan Soder | 1:33 | |
| This Track Is Not Called Gangsta Gangsta | Kyle Kinane | 1:02 | |
| Caulk | Ben Bailey | 4:17 | |
| Facebook Karen Doctors | Tommy Campbell | 1:14 | |
| Humorous Story About Drugs | Tommy Johnagin | 4:10 | |
| A Poet's Life | Tom Papa | 1:55 | |
| Senses, Halloween | Demetri Martin | 4:03 | |
| The Best Argument Against Gay Marriage | Patton Oswalt | 2:27 | |
| Every Race | Tom Segura | 5:06 | |
| Beefaroni and a Big Brother | Wyatt Cenac | 4:15 | |
| Earthquakes | Jo Koy | 3:01 | |
| Masturbation Accusations | Hannibal Buress | 1:53 | |
| I Have Wheels! | Mike Birbiglia | 3:33 | |
| Sam Thinks Women Are Amazing, Also, Murder! | Sam Morril | 3:27 | |
| Death | Demetri Martin | 5:29 | |
| Girl, You Ain't Got No Arms | Natasha Leggero | 5:36 | |
| Sports, Analogies, And Copyright Infringement | Myq Kaplan | 2:21 | |
| Penn State | Jim Norton | 6:20 | |
| Why Would You Tell Me That? | Hannibal Buress | 2:28 | |