| I Am an Awful Dad | Patton Oswalt | 5:03 | ||
| Only Whores Wear Purple | Rachel Feinstein | 4:39 | ||
| Worst Critic | Christian Finnegan | 1:30 | ||
| Now Let Daddy Work. | Nate Bargatze | 2:23 | ||
| Marriage Equality | Jen Kirkman | 1:06 | ||
| Meeting J-Bone | Bob Saget | 2:23 | ||
| Ignorance or Arrogance | Dry Bar Comedy | 1:12 | ||
| Legal Pot Talk | Tommy Campbell | 1:37 | ||
| Dumb Deep Voice | Dan Soder | 1:26 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| Underwear Fitness Goal | Drew Barth | 2:54 | ||
| They Will Respect the Steel | Dan Cummins | 2:38 | ||
| Intro | Rachel Feinstein | 0:53 | ||
| Sam Gets a Little Creative | Sam Morril | 4:01 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| I Was the Cutest Kid of All Time | Aziz Ansari | 4:48 | ||
| D.A.R.E. & Sex Ed | Louis Katz | 3:00 | ||
| "From Love, To the Day After Pill, To Babies" | Bob Saget | 1:04 | ||
| It's Okay | Tom Segura | 2:09 | ||
| Newark | Artie Lange | 2:44 | ||
| And Yes I Should Write More. It's Hard. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:46 | ||
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| Home Invasion | Dry Bar Comedy | 1:58 | ||
| "Befriending Rodney Dangerfield" | Bob Saget | 2:13 | ||
| Snootch | Iliza Shlesinger | 3:58 | ||
| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | ||
| Parents and Pills | Patton Oswalt | 3:22 | ||
| They're People | Tom Segura | 1:40 | ||
| Shamwow | Todd Glass | 3:53 | ||
| Languages | Christian Finnegan | 2:25 | ||
| Holocaust Museum of Modern Art | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:55 | ||
| 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft | Shane Mauss | 3:35 | ||
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | ||
| Weho | Andrew Santino | 4:10 | ||
| Last Bit of Advice for the Drunks | Bert Kreischer | 3:29 | ||
| Walrus | Gary Gulman | 2:14 | ||
| Mustard | Kyle Kinane | 2:35 | ||
| Poops and Popes | Myq Kaplan | 2:44 | ||
| Half Time | Norm MacDonald | 4:17 | ||
| Sam Tackles Homophobia | Sam Morril | 2:51 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| China Wants It | Christian Finnegan | 0:42 | ||
| Performing for the President | David Spade | 4:36 | ||
| Man to Man | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:42 | ||
| No M&Ms. | Nate Bargatze | 1:12 | ||
| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| Sam Is Trying to Be Better | Sam Morril | 3:20 | ||
| Drugs | Morgan Murphy | 2:36 | ||
| My Unstoppable Whore Friends | Rachel Feinstein | 3:04 | ||
| "Viagra, Vol. 2" | Bob Saget | 1:34 | ||
