| Advice | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| Vcr | Kumail Nanjiani | 7:59 | ||
| Twitter Roll Call | Doug Benson | 9:49 | ||
| It's Easier to Bring up a Son | Jim Jefferies | 1:42 | ||
| Altar Boys with Rat Mustaches | John Mulaney | 2:20 | ||
| Social Media Goodness | Chris Hardwick | 3:54 | ||
| Having a Kid Is a Crazy Gamble | Aziz Ansari | 1:49 | ||
| 4th Grade Math | Tom Papa | 3:39 | ||
| I'm Talkin' to You, Son | Bob Saget | 3:16 | ||
| Kids Party/Cursive Handwriting | Louis Katz | 1:16 | ||
| Simple Advice | Dana Gould | 1:05 | ||
| Porno Logic | Christian Finnegan | 1:38 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | ||
| Supreme Court Justice / Humbling Escort | Greg Giraldo | 3:04 | ||
| Came Down with the Cancer | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:54 | ||
| Bad Business | Ben Bailey | 5:37 | ||
| The Best Argument Against Gay Marriage | Patton Oswalt | 2:27 | ||
| Masturbation Accusations | Hannibal Buress | 1:53 | ||
| Batman, Bat-Men, And Google | Myq Kaplan | 2:03 | ||
| You Know Who's a Great Lady? | John Mulaney | 1:00 | ||
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| Chris Hardwick | Chris Hardwick | 5:42 | ||
| The Earth | Steve Byrne | 2:06 | ||
| Crappy Jobs & Bingo | Dana Gould | 2:05 | ||
| AIDS Cop | Chad Daniels | 1:11 | ||
| Yes or No Question | Christian Finnegan | 2:26 | ||
| Meats and Robots | Myq Kaplan | 3:10 | ||
| Crackheads | Natasha Leggero | 2:13 | ||
| Sympathy Card | Mike Birbiglia | 1:04 | ||
| Fake Service Dogs | Tom Papa | 1:20 | ||
| Phone Racist | Chad Daniels | 3:06 | ||
| Double Entendre | Tommy Johnagin | 2:20 | ||
| Kigurumi | Chris Hardwick | 5:47 | ||
| Senses, Halloween | Demetri Martin | 4:03 | ||
| Joke's on You | Morgan Murphy | 1:00 | ||
| Hands-Free | Hannibal Buress | 1:17 | ||
| Cheese | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:18 | ||
| Carly’s from Here | Tommy Campbell | 1:37 | ||
| Afv vs. Afhv | Bob Saget | 1:28 | ||
| Bottled Hose Water | Todd Glass | 4:41 | ||
| Movie Quotes | Steve Byrne | 2:59 | ||
| Adorable Racism | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| Free Range Crazies | Doug Stanhope | 2:02 | ||
| Why Would You Tell Me That? | Hannibal Buress | 2:28 | ||
| Mj | Chris Hardwick | 1:11 | ||
| Salt | Kyle Kinane | 4:22 | ||
| I'm a Bad Jew, Sorry Grandma | Louis Katz | 1:57 | ||
| I Have Children | Joe Rogan | 1:27 | ||
| And Yes I Should Write More. It's Hard. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:46 | ||
