| D.A.R.E. & Sex Ed | Louis Katz | 3:00 | ||
| Clapton Is God | Anthony Jeselnik | 5:36 | ||
| Intro / Could It Be Me | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:23 | ||
| God | Louis C.K. | 2:08 | ||
| The DMV and the Post Office | Patton Oswalt | 2:23 | ||
| Drinking and Driving | David Spade | 5:43 | ||
| Date with a Pescatarian | Louis Katz | 1:57 | ||
| Clothes Shopping | Alonzo Bodden | 4:16 | ||
| Rob Ford | Dennis Miller | 1:08 | ||
| Greatest City on Earth / Getting Old | Greg Giraldo | 3:47 | ||
| Facebook Karen Doctors | Tommy Campbell | 1:14 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| Read the Signs | Ben Bailey | 3:42 | ||
| A Whimsical Story About Throwing a Baby | Tommy Johnagin | 2:44 | ||
| "From Climate Change to Hemorrhoids" | Bob Saget | 1:00 | ||
| Biting a Puppy | Todd Glass | 3:46 | ||
| 16 Seconds In A Row | Jay Mohr | 3:07 | ||
| You're My Dawg, Dog | Adam Ferrara | 2:35 | ||
| Poops and Popes | Myq Kaplan | 2:44 | ||
| Slip 'N' Slide | Nick Di Paolo | 2:04 | ||
| Dating… Sort Of | Greg Warren | 4:17 | ||
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| Middle Monkeys | Theo Von | 3:24 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| One Story | Demetri Martin | 6:55 | ||
| Masturbation | Dave Attell | 1:47 | ||
| Introduction | Robert Schimmel | 1:15 | ||
| Bad Business | Ben Bailey | 5:37 | ||
| Friendly Tollbooth | Christian Finnegan | 3:23 | ||
| Walken with a Tail | Jay Mohr | 2:41 | ||
| Hitler's Great Ass | Craig Ferguson | 4:24 | ||
| Yet Another Man's Take on Colonoscopy | Bob Saget | 3:08 | ||
| Find the Smell | Dave Attell | 1:41 | ||
| Senses, Halloween | Demetri Martin | 4:03 | ||
| The Gifted Child | Patton Oswalt | 1:42 | ||
| Gas Station Recipes | Maria Bamford | 1:09 | ||
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | ||
| Exquisite Anger | Adam Ferrara | 2:06 | ||
| Vanessa, Starbucks, And My Bike Seat | Dov Davidoff | 4:30 | ||
| Cinematic Love | Big Jay Oakerson | 1:34 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| Vegas | Natasha Leggero | 1:50 | ||
| Don't Mess with My Mom | Adam Ferrara | 3:36 | ||
| A Gas Problem | John Pinette | 2:24 | ||
| No Kids Night | John Heffron | 2:08 | ||
| The Talker | Tom Papa | 1:13 | ||
| Sports | Dennis Miller | 1:47 | ||
| Oscar Pistorius | Jim Jefferies | 6:55 | ||
| Spotting | Chris Porter | 4:41 | ||
| Jersey Shore Like Animal Planet | Natasha Leggero | 2:15 | ||
