| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | ||
| Sam on the Road | Sam Morril | 2:53 | ||
| #dickpics | Chris Porter | 7:58 | ||
| Have You Tried Heroin? | Artie Lange | 4:15 | ||
| Kid's Music | Jim Breuer | 3:59 | ||
| You Didn't Cancel | Tom Papa | 3:13 | ||
| Buffets and Librarians | Mike DeStefano | 1:46 | ||
| Sleep Apnea Sleepover | Dennis Miller | 1:05 | ||
| Bachelorette Party | Andrew Santino | 4:04 | ||
| Pussy and Twizzlers | Nick Di Paolo | 2:35 | ||
| Masturbation | Dave Attell | 1:47 | ||
| Severed Heads over Hollywood | Dana Gould | 2:23 | ||
| What If I Just Walked off Stage and Never Came Back? | Nate Bargatze | 2:42 | ||
| 16 Seconds In A Row | Jay Mohr | 3:07 | ||
| Sam's Airline Troubles | Sam Morril | 2:53 | ||
| Smart Animals | Harland Williams | 2:39 | ||
| Black Friday/Drugs in Sports | Tracy Morgan | 1:13 | ||
| The Definition of a Man | Adam Ferrara | 3:19 | ||
| Retirement Homes | Steve Byrne | 1:33 | ||
| Sam Is in Therapy | Sam Morril | 2:10 | ||
| Chinatown YMCA | Jim Gaffigan | 2:24 | ||
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| Died Right on Time | Doug Stanhope | 2:10 | ||
| Fairytales and Porn | Rachel Feinstein | 1:36 | ||
| Immigrants | Nick Di Paolo | 2:53 | ||
| Holocaust Museum of Modern Art | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:55 | ||
| Headless Horseman | Mitch Hedberg | 2:57 | ||
| Sam Tackles Homophobia | Sam Morril | 2:51 | ||
| Introduction | Robert Schimmel | 1:15 | ||
| Inside Voice | Jim Gaffigan | 1:58 | ||
| Cinematic Love | Big Jay Oakerson | 1:34 | ||
| Character Actor | Michael Ian Black | 1:29 | ||
| The Earth | Steve Byrne | 2:06 | ||
| Football Violence | Dennis Miller | 2:18 | ||
| Signs | Todd Glass | 3:13 | ||
| I Love Dogs and Cats | Mitch Fatel | 5:20 | ||
| Teachers | Andrew Norelli | 3:57 | ||
| Three-Point Plan | Eddie Pepitone | 4:33 | ||
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | ||
| Minnesota Nice | Mike DeStefano | 4:35 | ||
| Olive Garden | Dennis Miller | 1:23 | ||
| Pump Up Music | Dry Bar Comedy | 1:03 | ||
| Some Facts | Harland Williams | 3:08 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| I Love Fairies | Mitch Fatel | 3:46 | ||
| Obama | Nick Di Paolo | 2:53 | ||
| Advocate | Kyle Kinane | 2:40 | ||
| My Dad and Sylvester Stallone | Jim Breuer | 2:00 | ||
| The Late Robin Williams | Doug Stanhope | 1:35 | ||
