| Shooting the Shit / Too Soon? | David Cross | 3:55 | ||
| Montezuma's Revenge | Jim Gaffigan | 3:01 | ||
| Sorry Jim | Tommy Campbell | 1:18 | ||
| Died Right on Time | Doug Stanhope | 2:10 | ||
| Drugs | Morgan Murphy | 2:36 | ||
| AIDS Cop | Chad Daniels | 1:11 | ||
| I Love Fairies | Mitch Fatel | 3:46 | ||
| Kids Party/Cursive Handwriting | Louis Katz | 1:16 | ||
| Father Failure | David Cross | 4:06 | ||
| We Don't Want No Kids | Anjelah Johnson-Reyes | 1:13 | ||
| Saunas & Winter Activities | Jim Gaffigan | 3:15 | ||
| Nesn | Nick Di Paolo | 4:00 | ||
| Maximum Capacity | Dry Bar Comedy | 1:42 | ||
| All About Mom's | Bret Ernst | 2:44 | ||
| Tourettes Guy | Bob Saget | 1:12 | ||
| Breastfeeding | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| Put Your Lady Ween on That Screen | Dan Cummins | 4:29 | ||
| And You Wonder Why | Doug Stanhope | 2:14 | ||
| Moved Home | Chad Daniels | 8:14 | ||
| Sam Is Trying to Be Better | Sam Morril | 3:20 | ||
| Stepping on Legos | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:43 | ||
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| More Arms Than Courage | Todd Glass | 2:27 | ||
| Movies and Men and Women and Birth | Patton Oswalt | 3:55 | ||
| Pride | Louis Katz | 2:09 | ||
| Diseases | Nick Di Paolo | 8:20 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| Praying for Everybody | Dry Bar Comedy | 1:33 | ||
| SONG: "MY DATE WITH HELEN" | Bob Saget | 3:56 | ||
| 17-Hour Labor | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:46 | ||
| What's Your Label? | Doug Stanhope | 1:44 | ||
| Incomprehensible Sports Stars | Jay Mohr | 8:56 | ||
| Hot Air Balloon Ride | Jim Gaffigan | 7:19 | ||
| I Was a Married Jerk | Jen Kirkman | 3:19 | ||
| Gun Conspiracy | Christopher Titus | 6:05 | ||
| Friendly Tollbooth | Christian Finnegan | 3:23 | ||
| Titanic 3d | Bob Saget | 1:45 | ||
| Environmental Science | Chad Daniels | 2:44 | ||
| Sneakerheads | Jim Gaffigan | 2:06 | ||
| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | ||
| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| Vegas | Rachel Feinstein | 2:36 | ||
| D.A.R.E. & Sex Ed | Louis Katz | 3:00 | ||
| Guilty Pleasures | Michael Ian Black | 3:15 | ||
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | ||
| We're Different People | David Cross | 1:48 | ||
| Sam's New Orleans Story | Sam Morril | 2:46 | ||
| Prologue - "Just Bob Talkin' Personal" | Bob Saget | 11:21 | ||
| Not Built for the World We've Built | Shane Mauss | 2:36 | ||
| Emotional Support Dogs | Dave Weasel | 4:09 | ||
