| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| Negatron | Mo Mandel | 5:53 | ||
| Just Shut Up | Josh Sneed | 4:40 | ||
| Wasted Time Waster | Glenn Wool | 4:28 | ||
| Texting Tips | Tommy Campbell | 1:56 | ||
| Zero to Cunt | Joe DeRosa | 1:07 | ||
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| Kittens. Babies. America. | Cy Amundson | 4:59 | ||
| Politeness | Matt Kirshen | 3:34 | ||
| Accidental Ornithologist | Ben Bailey | 4:51 | ||
| Food and Vegans | Josh Sneed | 3:41 | ||
| Less and Less Radical | Patton Oswalt | 3:27 | ||
| Sam Tackles Homophobia | Sam Morril | 2:51 | ||
| My Mom at a Latin Restaurant | Rachel Feinstein | 4:44 | ||
| DUI/Circumcised | Chris Maddock | 4:37 | ||
| Olive Garden | Dennis Miller | 1:23 | ||
| Riff Suite 2: The Mystery of Offices / The Burden of Seeing Me | Paul F. Tompkins | 2:32 | ||
| Too Many Animals | Harland Williams | 5:31 | ||
| Sam Gets a Little Creative | Sam Morril | 4:01 | ||
| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | ||
| Lady and the Champ | Doug Stanhope | 7:59 | ||
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| The Virgin Maury, The Alien, And My Grandma | Kyle Cease | 4:33 | ||
| Batman, Bat-Men, And Google | Myq Kaplan | 2:03 | ||
| Humorous Story About Drugs | Tommy Johnagin | 4:10 | ||
| Dr. Hook's House of Solutions | Glenn Wool | 6:17 | ||
| I Might Be Somebody | Wyatt Cenac | 7:09 | ||
| Billboards and Bumper Stickers | Michael Ian Black | 5:49 | ||
| What Sex Is That Thing? | Jim Norton | 1:28 | ||
| Men's Contributions to Children | Shane Mauss | 2:29 | ||
| The Fuck-It List | Louis Katz | 2:31 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| Dad Whistle | Steve Rannazzisi | 4:17 | ||
| The Accident Report | Mike Birbiglia | 5:14 | ||
| Delay | Anthony Jeselnik | 1:44 | ||
| Extra Crumbs | Josh Sneed | 4:27 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| Zipper | Tommy Johnagin | 4:27 | ||
| Health Issues | Tom Cotter | 1:05 | ||
| The Good Cheese | Chris Maddock | 2:31 | ||
| The Beaches of Gatlinburg | Josh Sneed | 6:02 | ||
| More Rape | Natasha Leggero | 2:13 | ||
| Intro / Umbrella | Christian Finnegan | 2:38 | ||
| Intro / Could It Be Me | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:23 | ||
| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| Lie All the Time | Tom Papa | 2:27 | ||
| They're Complicated | Alonzo Bodden | 2:29 | ||
| Jersey Shore Like Animal Planet | Natasha Leggero | 2:15 | ||
| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | ||
| Game Over | Lachlan Patterson | 3:31 | ||
