| Everybody's Scared | Tom Papa | 1:51 | ||
| Yankee Fan / A-Rod | Artie Lange | 3:19 | ||
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | ||
| The Kardashians | Nick Di Paolo | 6:46 | ||
| Porno: Same 'ol, Same 'ol | Steve Mudflap McGrew | 2:19 | ||
| Different Degrees | Steve Byrne | 2:21 | ||
| Spirituality | Billy Gardell | 6:47 | ||
| Man to Man | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:42 | ||
| The Mayan Prophecies, 2012, And You! | Kurt Metzger | 1:34 | ||
| Black Is the New Orange | Michael Ian Black | 5:54 | ||
| I'm a Bad Jew, Sorry Grandma | Louis Katz | 1:57 | ||
| The City | Greg Proops | 1:19 | ||
| Lady and the Champ | Doug Stanhope | 7:59 | ||
| Winter Legs | K Trevor Wilson | 2:51 | ||
| Kittens. Babies. America. | Cy Amundson | 4:59 | ||
| Evil Cat | Baron Vaughn | 9:22 | ||
| Demasculinizing America | Bret Ernst | 1:14 | ||
| He Got Game | Mark Normand | 5:35 | ||
| My Mexican Neighbors | Evan Lionel | 5:20 | ||
| Being Chunky | Robert Kelly | 1:40 | ||
| Plane Talk | Steve Mudflap McGrew | 3:00 | ||
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| The Fattest Cokehead | Artie Lange | 5:03 | ||
| Triage the Charity | Doug Stanhope | 2:25 | ||
| Sweet Tea | Nick Di Paolo | 2:28 | ||
| Twelve Apostrophes | Chad Daniels | 2:00 | ||
| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | ||
| Walk It Off | Michael Ian Black | 5:29 | ||
| Encore | Billy Gardell | 2:31 | ||
| Ice Cream | Darryl Lenox | 2:43 | ||
| Introduction | Robert Schimmel | 1:15 | ||
| Succumb to the Nonexistent Threat | Kyle Kinane | 3:37 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| Montana and the Flea Market | Josh Sneed | 4:04 | ||
| Gambling & Litigation | Dennis Miller | 1:44 | ||
| Sam Thinks Women Are Amazing, Also, Murder! | Sam Morril | 3:27 | ||
| Blue Tarp Guy | Al Madrigal | 1:00 | ||
| Glasses | Louis Katz | 3:58 | ||
| Naked Just Sox | Robert Kelly | 2:49 | ||
| South | Baron Vaughn | 2:28 | ||
| Death to Bob the Builder | Josh Sneed | 6:33 | ||
| Terrorism | Harland Williams | 5:37 | ||
| Obama | Steve Byrne | 1:00 | ||
| Unbelievable Fame | Alonzo Bodden | 2:16 | ||
| Straight Pride | Steve Mudflap McGrew | 3:16 | ||
| The War on Twilight | Steve Hofstetter | 1:56 | ||
| 10 Year Bender | Christopher Titus | 7:14 | ||
| Amish Country | Josh Sneed | 1:52 | ||
| Movie Quotes | Steve Byrne | 2:59 | ||
| Uncle Tony | Artie Lange | 1:49 | ||
