| Clowning About Kissing | Tommy Johnagin | 4:26 | ||
| And Speaking of Taking a Rape Shower… | David Cross | 7:05 | ||
| Do You Want a Sandwich or Anything? | Norm MacDonald | 1:33 | ||
| Girl, You Ain't Got No Arms | Natasha Leggero | 5:36 | ||
| Pitcher Picture | Chad Daniels | 1:22 | ||
| 10 Year Bender | Christopher Titus | 7:14 | ||
| What Sex Is That Thing? | Jim Norton | 1:28 | ||
| Being Healthy Sucks | Louis Katz | 3:05 | ||
| And Yes I Should Write More. It's Hard. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:46 | ||
| Ordering Pizza | Steve Rannazzisi | 5:17 | ||
| My Little Pony | Patton Oswalt | 6:16 | ||
| Necrophilia, Pedophilia, And Bestiality | Myq Kaplan | 2:34 | ||
| Lady and the Champ | Doug Stanhope | 7:59 | ||
| We're on a Rock Flying Through Space | Joe Rogan | 2:20 | ||
| Couldn't Be Prouder | Norm MacDonald | 3:37 | ||
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called Parental Discretion Iz Advised | Kyle Kinane | 4:40 | ||
| Debit Card | Hannibal Buress | 3:35 | ||
| Pachoo! | Mike Birbiglia | 1:11 | ||
| A Whimsical Story About Throwing a Baby | Tommy Johnagin | 2:44 | ||
| Twelve Apostrophes | Chad Daniels | 2:00 | ||
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| Stupid Questions | Chris Porter | 3:26 | ||
| Naked Just Sox | Robert Kelly | 2:49 | ||
| Pieeeeeeeerce! | Pete Holmes | 2:42 | ||
| Lower Property Values | Maria Bamford | 1:22 | ||
| 1st World Poverty | Doug Stanhope | 2:40 | ||
| Having a Kid Is a Crazy Gamble | Aziz Ansari | 1:49 | ||
| Newark | Artie Lange | 2:44 | ||
| Tourettes Guy | Bob Saget | 1:12 | ||
| Double Entendre | Tommy Johnagin | 2:20 | ||
| Father Failure | David Cross | 4:06 | ||
| A Good Death | Tom Segura | 1:08 | ||
| Men and Women Are Vastly Different from Each Other | Hannibal Buress | 3:48 | ||
| Nana Time | Dan Soder | 1:33 | ||
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | ||
| I Know Mommy's Funny. | Nate Bargatze | 1:51 | ||
| Dalmatians, Guts | Demetri Martin | 3:51 | ||
| Tom Lykus Rape Tips | Natasha Leggero | 3:31 | ||
| Sleepy Karl | Mike Birbiglia | 2:59 | ||
| Sexual Shenanigans | Tommy Johnagin | 10:00 | ||
| Golden Corral | Al Madrigal | 3:36 | ||
| My Cousin Harris | Aziz Ansari | 1:36 | ||
| Parents and Pills | Patton Oswalt | 3:22 | ||
| Tiger, Mel, And Arnold | Jim Norton | 7:59 | ||
| Big Bookstores | Todd Barry | 1:42 | ||
| Fire SUV | Hannibal Buress | 1:44 | ||
| Women's Self-Defense Courses | Pablo Francisco | 2:28 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| Architectural Jokes | Todd Glass | 4:46 | ||
