| Sam Tackles Homophobia | Sam Morril | 2:51 | ||
| Bottled Hose Water | Todd Glass | 4:41 | ||
| Environmental Science | Chad Daniels | 2:44 | ||
| Intro | Rachel Feinstein | 0:53 | ||
| I Was a Teenage Darth Vader | Christopher Titus | 6:46 | ||
| Room for Dessert / Death by Chocolate / Lent / Snacks | Greg Giraldo | 2:39 | ||
| Sommeliers | Dan Soder | 3:12 | ||
| No M&Ms. | Nate Bargatze | 1:12 | ||
| Penn State | Jim Norton | 6:20 | ||
| All About Mom's | Bret Ernst | 2:44 | ||
| I Was the Cutest Kid of All Time | Aziz Ansari | 4:48 | ||
| Exquisite Anger | Adam Ferrara | 2:06 | ||
| Nana Time | Dan Soder | 1:33 | ||
| Too Many Animals | Harland Williams | 5:31 | ||
| The Sock | Chad Daniels | 1:59 | ||
| My Cheap Dad (Sorry, Dad) | Rachel Feinstein | 1:57 | ||
| Nailing Marriage / Hitler Had a Dog | Kurt Braunohler | 4:19 | ||
| Jager Toes | Doug Stanhope | 1:44 | ||
| Bras & Breasts | Mitch Fatel | 1:58 | ||
| The Limits of Dancing | Patton Oswalt | 0:50 | ||
| Clutch | Iliza Shlesinger | 4:17 | ||
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| 17 Year Old | Robert Schimmel | 4:51 | ||
| House Hunters International | Jay Mohr | 3:31 | ||
| Thanks for Coming Back Out | Ben Bailey | 9:06 | ||
| What Sex Is That Thing? | Jim Norton | 1:28 | ||
| "Butt Plug Made of Leather" | Bob Saget | 3:23 | ||
| Sort Of (Couples Colonic, Pt. 2) | David Cross | 5:36 | ||
| I Hope He Comes Back | Nate Bargatze | 2:27 | ||
| Billboards and Bumper Stickers | Michael Ian Black | 5:49 | ||
| My Latest (Bonus Track) | Tom Segura | 2:51 | ||
| Natural Selection | Chad Daniels | 3:28 | ||
| Praying for Everybody | Dry Bar Comedy | 1:33 | ||
| Carly’s from Here | Tommy Campbell | 1:37 | ||
| Italian Mother | Artie Lange | 1:39 | ||
| Diarrhea Can Save Your Life | Bob Saget | 1:18 | ||
| DUI/Circumcised | Chris Maddock | 4:37 | ||
| The Backflip | David Spade | 3:37 | ||
| If My Generation Was a Font, We'd Be Comic Sans | Aziz Ansari | 1:36 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| Shamwow | Todd Glass | 3:53 | ||
| The Elderly | Christian Finnegan | 2:46 | ||
| Writing Tweets for Kim Kardashian | Artie Lange | 3:02 | ||
| "The Loss of My Mom… and Her Return" | Bob Saget | 2:27 | ||
| Sex for a Cheeseburger | Morgan Murphy | 3:16 | ||
| Logistician | Kyle Kinane | 2:12 | ||
| Siegfried & Roy | Robert Schimmel | 3:24 | ||
| Tanning Salon | Harland Williams | 2:09 | ||
| Banana Noises | Michael Ian Black | 5:31 | ||
| Now That's Adverstising - Live | Alonzo Bodden | 4:29 | ||
