| Tinfoil Turd Flyers | Rob Schneider | 5:12 | ||
| Dweebs | Chris Hardwick | 2:51 | ||
| SONG: "MY DATE WITH HELEN" | Bob Saget | 3:56 | ||
| Let My Lawyer Do the Talking | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:19 | ||
| Bad Karma | Craig Ferguson | 2:05 | ||
| Golden Corral | Al Madrigal | 3:36 | ||
| I Love Babies | Mitch Fatel | 2:46 | ||
| What's Your Label? | Doug Stanhope | 1:44 | ||
| Music Festivals | Morgan Murphy | 2:06 | ||
| Drug Nation | Christopher Titus | 8:52 | ||
| Thanks for Coming Back Out | Ben Bailey | 9:06 | ||
| Cholo Soccer Dad | Al Madrigal | 7:37 | ||
| Sommeliers | Dan Soder | 3:12 | ||
| House Hunters International | Jay Mohr | 3:31 | ||
| Balding/Getting Older/Large Women | Louis Katz | 2:43 | ||
| Environmental Science | Chad Daniels | 2:44 | ||
| Outro | The Potash Twins, Bob Saget | 1:20 | ||
| Thank You for Listening! | Nate Bargatze | 3:43 | ||
| Dad Whistle | Steve Rannazzisi | 4:17 | ||
| Domestitated | Todd Glass | 4:59 | ||
| "I Just Wanna Entertain People" | Bob Saget | 1:36 | ||
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| Smile | Nikki Glaser | 2:05 | ||
| Nana Time | Dan Soder | 1:33 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
| Crayons | David Spade | 4:56 | ||
| Day Care | Jim Jefferies | 3:39 | ||
| Half Time | Norm MacDonald | 4:17 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| My Dad | Bob Saget | 3:36 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| The Stripper | Patton Oswalt | 1:57 | ||
| Tough Love | Christopher Titus | 6:47 | ||
| Died Right on Time | Doug Stanhope | 2:10 | ||
| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | ||
| DUI/Circumcised | Chris Maddock | 4:37 | ||
| Dick Pics | Rachel Feinstein | 2:20 | ||
| I'm Talkin' to You, Son | Bob Saget | 3:16 | ||
| All About Mom's | Bret Ernst | 2:44 | ||
| Phone Racist | Chad Daniels | 3:06 | ||
| Secret of My Success | Doug Stanhope | 2:13 | ||
| I Love Fairies | Mitch Fatel | 3:46 | ||
| No Moleste | Tig Notaro | 2:49 | ||
| 10 Year Bender | Christopher Titus | 7:14 | ||
| The Mosque at Ground Zero | Jim Norton | 2:16 | ||
| Kids Party/Cursive Handwriting | Louis Katz | 1:16 | ||
| It's Easier to Bring up a Son | Jim Jefferies | 1:42 | ||
| Meeting J-Bone | Bob Saget | 2:23 | ||
| Stepping on Legos | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:43 | ||
| "Reality" Shows | Dana Gould | 2:00 | ||
