| Tommy Salami, Wrestling Joke Too. | Tom Papa | 1:48 | ||
| Terrorism | Harland Williams | 5:37 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| Day Job | Michael Ian Black | 2:47 | ||
| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | ||
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | ||
| Dork Forest | Jackie Kashian | 2:42 | ||
| Catholic School Sunglasses | Mike Birbiglia | 3:30 | ||
| Smile | Nikki Glaser | 2:05 | ||
| Sbarro Slogan and Anti-Abortion Billboard (Unrelated) | Eugene Mirman | 1:14 | ||
| Video Games | Kumail Nanjiani | 8:19 | ||
| Weird Hollywood Ideas | Craig Ferguson | 3:35 | ||
| Horses, Pregnant Men, And Don't Listen to This Track, Grandma! | Myq Kaplan | 4:08 | ||
| Delay | Anthony Jeselnik | 1:44 | ||
| Asian Fetish | Mark Normand | 2:39 | ||
| Rape Pillow | Chad Daniels | 1:42 | ||
| Breastfeeding | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| Jesus and Grandmothers | Myq Kaplan | 3:56 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called I Ain't Tha 1 | Kyle Kinane | 1:52 | ||
| Afv vs. Afhv | Bob Saget | 1:28 | ||
| Earthquakes | Jo Koy | 3:01 | ||
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| Sleepy Karl | Mike Birbiglia | 2:59 | ||
| I Found a Gray Pube | Jen Kirkman | 2:48 | ||
| Golden Corral | Al Madrigal | 3:36 | ||
| Defender | Kyle Kinane | 2:35 | ||
| Coney Island | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:46 | ||
| Cape Cod People | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:12 | ||
| Ladies and Germs | Wyatt Cenac | 8:08 | ||
| Sam Gets a Little Creative | Sam Morril | 4:01 | ||
| It's Okay to Talk About Masturbation | Jen Kirkman | 1:52 | ||
| Highs and Lose | Myq Kaplan | 3:03 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| Hurricane Sandy | Wyatt Cenac | 1:40 | ||
| Dad Whistle | Steve Rannazzisi | 4:17 | ||
| Drugs | Morgan Murphy | 2:36 | ||
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | ||
| Cheese | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:18 | ||
| Gun Conspiracy | Christopher Titus | 6:05 | ||
| Jersey Shore Like Animal Planet | Natasha Leggero | 2:15 | ||
| Chiquita Charlie | Dan Cummins | 6:21 | ||
| Blind and Deaf Comedy Jam | Myq Kaplan | 2:21 | ||
| Never Bring Sand Toys to the Park - Live | Al Madrigal | 2:33 | ||
| Tiger | David Spade | 3:58 | ||
| Second-Hand Cattery | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:06 | ||
| Way of the World | Kyle Kinane | 3:04 | ||
| They Will Respect the Steel | Dan Cummins | 2:38 | ||
| Does Captain America Celebrate Black History? | Wyatt Cenac | 3:56 | ||
| A Butcher, A Vegan, And the Internet (Bonus Track) | Myq Kaplan | 7:57 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
