| Loves Me Some Denver | Clinton Jackson | 2:16 | ||
| Sweet Tea | Nick Di Paolo | 2:28 | ||
| Garage Sale | Josh Sneed | 4:24 | ||
| Celebrity Spokespeople | Jay Mohr | 3:56 | ||
| White Allies | Roy Wood Jr | 1:48 | ||
| Shabnazz | Moshe Kasher | 1:33 | ||
| Bad Words | Steve Soelberg | 3:10 | ||
| The American Drean | Dwayne Perkins | 2:44 | ||
| Dog Parks | Yannis Pappas | 4:24 | ||
| The War on Twilight | Steve Hofstetter | 1:56 | ||
| The C Word | Louis Katz | 1:41 | ||
| Riff Suite 2: The Mystery of Offices / The Burden of Seeing Me | Paul F. Tompkins | 2:32 | ||
| This Asshole Walks In | Shane Torres | 2:14 | ||
| Bath Time | Tommy Ryman | 1:40 | ||
| Title Track | Andrew Orvedahl | 3:18 | ||
| Whites on Twitter | Chris Distefano | 1:51 | ||
| Pot, Cops, And I Forget | Myq Kaplan | 2:14 | ||
| Ginormous | Doug Benson | 1:49 | ||
| Weight | Josh Sneed | 2:48 | ||
| All About Mom's | Bret Ernst | 2:44 | ||
| Gambling & Litigation | Dennis Miller | 1:44 | ||
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| Proud Parent | Andy Woodhull | 1:35 | ||
| The City | Greg Proops | 1:19 | ||
| The Christmas Piñata | Christian Finnegan | 7:11 | ||
| Snow Stories | Clinton Jackson | 1:36 | ||
| Corrupting Lee - Bonus Track | Joey "CoCo" Diaz | 4:29 | ||
| Visitors Tack | Yannis Pappas | 2:16 | ||
| Bonjour, Paris | Greg Proops | 8:12 | ||
| Baboon Attack | Jim Breuer | 5:23 | ||
| Tossing Facts | Eddie Pepitone | 1:53 | ||
| Buffets and Librarians | Mike DeStefano | 1:46 | ||
| Immigrants | Nick Di Paolo | 2:53 | ||
| Subaru | Andrew Hobbs | 3:04 | ||
| Ufc Fighters | Earthquake | 1:32 | ||
| Use the Right Bathrooms | Geoff Tate | 2:38 | ||
| Love Snitching | Roy Wood Jr | 4:23 | ||
| Denny's and Cookies | Greg Warren | 3:05 | ||
| Working for the Man | Tommy Ryman | 1:38 | ||
| Shame Biscuits and Guilt Wafers | Dan Cummins | 4:00 | ||
| Wetaskewin | K Trevor Wilson | 2:16 | ||
| Intro | Bret Ernst | 1:23 | ||
| Keith Morrison The Dr. Seuss of Murder Mysteries | Jay Mohr | 2:27 | ||
| Foghorn Leghorn | Artie Lange | 2:23 | ||
| Dogs | Andy Hendrickson | 1:44 | ||
| Play! Along! | Ryan Stout | 6:43 | ||
| It's Over for White People | Chris Distefano | 1:24 | ||
| What Is Happening to Me | Michael Kosta | 1:53 | ||
| American Shower | Yannis Pappas | 1:14 | ||
| Dirty Cars | Corey Rodrigues | 2:36 | ||
