| Legal Pot Talk | Tommy Campbell | 1:37 | ||
| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | ||
| Severed Heads over Hollywood | Dana Gould | 2:23 | ||
| Tanning Salon | Harland Williams | 2:09 | ||
| Dateline | Morgan Murphy | 2:47 | ||
| Baby Failure | David Cross | 2:33 | ||
| Sorry Jim | Tommy Campbell | 1:18 | ||
| Intro / Could It Be Me | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:23 | ||
| The Floater / Maury | Greg Giraldo | 3:46 | ||
| A Special Moment | Michael Ian Black | 3:56 | ||
| China Wants It | Christian Finnegan | 0:42 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| The Sock | Chad Daniels | 1:59 | ||
| Only Whores Wear Purple | Rachel Feinstein | 4:39 | ||
| Sam Tackles Homophobia | Sam Morril | 2:51 | ||
| Tpms (Fonts Revisited) | Christian Finnegan | 4:49 | ||
| Balding/Getting Older/Large Women | Louis Katz | 2:43 | ||
| Craigslist | Aziz Ansari | 2:11 | ||
| Heroin | Chris Porter | 1:35 | ||
| We Got Icees! | Chad Daniels | 1:24 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
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| I No Do the Drogas | Al Madrigal | 9:05 | ||
| Holocaust Museum of Modern Art | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:55 | ||
| Sam Gets a Little Creative | Sam Morril | 4:01 | ||
| It's All in How You Look at It | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:52 | ||
| Sex for a Cheeseburger | Morgan Murphy | 3:16 | ||
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | ||
| Billboards and Bumper Stickers | Michael Ian Black | 5:49 | ||
| My Little Pony | Patton Oswalt | 6:16 | ||
| Zipper | Tommy Johnagin | 4:27 | ||
| All These Jokes About Hurting Children | Anthony Jeselnik | 5:10 | ||
| Anything Can Be Funny | Dana Gould | 5:58 | ||
| You Had to Be There | Nick Swardson | 1:39 | ||
| Obama | Christian Finnegan | 1:09 | ||
| Sam Thinks Women Are Amazing, Also, Murder! | Sam Morril | 3:27 | ||
| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | ||
| Movies and Men and Women and Birth | Patton Oswalt | 3:55 | ||
| Comfortable with Sir | Al Madrigal | 1:38 | ||
| You're Hungry Now. | Nate Bargatze | 2:31 | ||
| Man to Man | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:42 | ||
| Masturbation/Internet Pornography | Louis Katz | 1:33 | ||
| I Gotta Be Me | Christian Finnegan | 2:03 | ||
| Blue Tarp Guy | Al Madrigal | 1:00 | ||
| Sex Swing | Nikki Glaser | 2:22 | ||
| Twelve Apostrophes | Chad Daniels | 2:00 | ||
| Text Messaging | Chris Porter | 1:20 | ||
| Olive Garden | Dennis Miller | 1:23 | ||
| 9 Years No Sleep | Tom Papa | 2:55 | ||
| Rollercoaster Hell | Robert Schimmel | 4:01 | ||
