| Dicks Pt II (Real Dad) | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:59 | ||
| Old-Timey | Christian Finnegan | 1:44 | ||
| Breastfeeding | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| Mean-Spirited Christopher Reeve Jokes | Jim Norton | 3:10 | ||
| Cheese | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:18 | ||
| My Latest (Bonus Track) | Tom Segura | 2:51 | ||
| Chapter 22 - An Ideal Husband | Oscar Wilde, Rosalind Ayres, Jacqueline Bisset, Paul Gutrecht, martin jarvis, Robert Machray, Miriam Margolyes, Alfred Molina, Jim Norton, Yeardley Smith | 3:19 | ||
| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | ||
| More Rape | Natasha Leggero | 2:13 | ||
| Shave That Fucking Thing | Jim Norton | 1:36 | ||
| Sympathy Card | Mike Birbiglia | 1:04 | ||
| Sign Says | Todd Glass | 4:28 | ||
| Drugs for a Brave New Cubicle | Doug Stanhope | 2:16 | ||
| Bad Choices | Nick Thune | 3:12 | ||
| Gun Guy | Steve Rannazzisi | 8:58 | ||
| Sam Has a Type | Sam Morril | 1:25 | ||
| The Greatest Mini-Mart Name Ever | Matt Braunger | 1:48 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| Way of the World | Kyle Kinane | 3:04 | ||
| Acting | Pete Holmes | 1:19 | ||
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| Elephant Man | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:35 | ||
| Health Department D's and Dinner Parties | Todd Glass | 5:36 | ||
| Denny's and Cookies | Greg Warren | 3:05 | ||
| Intro | Chris Hardwick | 1:45 | ||
| Diseases | Nick Di Paolo | 8:20 | ||
| Anthony Cumia | Jim Norton | 6:17 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| Plastic Straw Ban | Tommy Campbell | 2:11 | ||
| Opening for Tracy Morgan | Hannibal Buress | 2:52 | ||
| You're Hungry Now. | Nate Bargatze | 2:31 | ||
| Highs and Lose | Myq Kaplan | 3:03 | ||
| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| Twelve Apostrophes | Chad Daniels | 2:00 | ||
| Sorry Jim | Tommy Campbell | 1:18 | ||
| New Pope Smell | Christopher Titus | 4:15 | ||
| Vcr | Kumail Nanjiani | 7:59 | ||
| Cranky Buzz Aldrin | Jim Norton | 1:35 | ||
| Free Range Crazies | Doug Stanhope | 2:02 | ||
| Colic | Michael Ian Black | 2:28 | ||
| Balding/Getting Older/Large Women | Louis Katz | 2:43 | ||
| Sleep Apnea Sleepover | Dennis Miller | 1:05 | ||
| Group Therapy | Morgan Murphy | 1:27 | ||
| Having a Kid Is a Crazy Gamble | Aziz Ansari | 1:49 | ||
| Women's Restroom | Iliza Shlesinger | 3:08 | ||
| Merry Christmas Bitches - Live | Al Madrigal | 2:27 | ||
| Meeting J-Bone | Bob Saget | 2:23 | ||
| A Sex Maybe | Mike Birbiglia | 3:25 | ||
| Shooting the Shit / Too Soon? | David Cross | 3:55 | ||
