| The War on Cold | Steve Hofstetter | 2:53 | |
| You're Hungry Now. | Nate Bargatze | 2:31 | |
| What About Tower 7? | Marc Maron | 2:45 | |
| Talking Dirty | Rachel Feinstein | 3:24 | |
| Batman, Bat-Men, And Google | Myq Kaplan | 2:03 | |
| Sam Is Trying to Be Better | Sam Morril | 3:20 | |
| Opening Remarks and a Request | Wyatt Cenac | 4:37 | |
| Origin Story | Jackie Kashian | 3:28 | |
| Coney Island | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:46 | |
| Sunnyvale | Matt Kirshen | 8:41 | |
| Hate Cakes | Marc Maron | 2:32 | |
| Natural Selection | Chad Daniels | 3:28 | |
| Angry Young Men | Tom Papa | 2:16 | |
| I'm a Bad Jew, Sorry Grandma | Louis Katz | 1:57 | |
| The Best Argument Against Gay Marriage | Patton Oswalt | 2:27 | |
| Sam's Gator Story | Sam Morril | 7:29 | |
| Press Conference | Chad Daniels | 2:40 | |
| This Track Is Not Called Parental Discretion Iz Advised | Kyle Kinane | 4:40 | |
| 17 Year Old | Robert Schimmel | 4:51 | |
| Sports | Dennis Miller | 1:47 | |
| Free To Get Paid - Wear Gold Remix | Ludwig Van and Dirty Bach, Marc Maron | 3:38 | |
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| Shooting the Shit / Too Soon? | David Cross | 3:55 | |
| Building the Nest | Tom Papa | 1:27 | |
| Hypochondria | Marc Maron | 6:47 | |
| Walrus | Gary Gulman | 2:14 | |
| Living by the Airport | Jim Breuer | 2:36 | |
| Let My Lawyer Do the Talking | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:19 | |
| I Know These Last Jokes Were on Yelled at by a Clown. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:12 | |
| Faux Fur, Diamonds & Jizz | Natasha Leggero | 2:36 | |
| "Befriending Rodney Dangerfield" | Bob Saget | 2:13 | |
| Why I Don't Like Sports | Marc Maron | 9:48 | |
| Sam Is a New York Jew | Sam Morril | 3:48 | |
| Pitcher Picture | Chad Daniels | 1:22 | |
| Vegas | Natasha Leggero | 1:50 | |
| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | |
| Halloween Payback | Al Madrigal | 1:01 | |
| Ambien Racing | Michael Ian Black | 3:39 | |
| Denny's and Cookies | Greg Warren | 3:05 | |
| Newark | Artie Lange | 2:44 | |
| Christians | Marc Maron | 4:06 | |
| How the Sausage Is Made (Couples Colonic, Pt. 4) | David Cross | 4:13 | |
| 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft 8ft | Shane Mauss | 3:35 | |
| Stupid Questions | Chris Porter | 3:26 | |
| Being In Love | Marc Maron | 3:33 | |
| Meats and Robots | Myq Kaplan | 3:10 | |
| Billboards and Bumper Stickers | Michael Ian Black | 5:49 | |
| See Something, Say Nothing | Jen Kirkman | 3:21 | |
| Hurricane Sandy | Wyatt Cenac | 1:40 | |
| Second-Hand Cattery | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:06 | |
