| Facebook / Twitter | Kathleen Madigan | 3:32 | |
| Marriage Advice | Michael Ian Black | 3:29 | |
| "Viagra and Other Things That Have to Do with the Penis" | Bob Saget | 3:00 | |
| I Don't Have Wrinkles | Jen Kirkman | 2:17 | |
| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | |
| Sam Eases in with a Sex Joke | Sam Morril | 2:43 | |
| A Young, Thin Pig | Todd Glass | 1:21 | |
| Sam on Cool Doctors and His Bad Back | Sam Morril | 2:58 | |
| All About Mom's | Bret Ernst | 2:44 | |
| Canadian Youth Hockey - Canadian American | Jim Gaffigan | 2:08 | |
| How Much Electricity Does It Take to Kill a Human Being? | Dan Cummins | 3:09 | |
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | |
| Pride | Louis Katz | 2:09 | |
| Better Generation | Tom Papa | 1:35 | |
| Drugs | Morgan Murphy | 2:36 | |
| Nailing Marriage / Hitler Had a Dog | Kurt Braunohler | 4:19 | |
| Jaws | Pete Davidson | 2:33 | |
| Couldn't Make It Up If I Tried | Drew Barth | 4:05 | |
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | |
| Sports | Dennis Miller | 1:47 | |
| Steve, Get out of My Way! | Kurt Metzger | 3:08 | |
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| 80's Porn | Tom Segura | 2:59 | |
| Bring Your Black Friend Night | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:02 | |
| Gay Weddings on a Libertarian Diet | Wyatt Cenac | 5:33 | |
| "Viagra, Vol. 2" | Bob Saget | 1:34 | |
| The Art of Whispering | Dan Cummins | 3:19 | |
| You Seem Cool | Mike Birbiglia | 2:34 | |
| Now Let Daddy Work. | Nate Bargatze | 2:23 | |
| Defender | Kyle Kinane | 2:35 | |
| Music Festivals | Morgan Murphy | 2:06 | |
| Sex in a Windowless Room | Dan Soder | 1:25 | |
| I Cried at My Wedding | Dry Bar Comedy | 2:41 | |
| What's This Dude's Recipe? | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:11 | |
| And Speaking of Taking a Rape Shower… | David Cross | 7:05 | |
| It's Easier to Bring up a Son | Jim Jefferies | 1:42 | |
| I've Got to Go Name My Chapters. | Nate Bargatze | 2:40 | |
| One of the Good Ones | Chris Distefano | 2:42 | |
| Holocaust Museum of Modern Art | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:55 | |
| Jesus Great Shape | Jim Gaffigan | 2:25 | |
| Building the Nest | Tom Papa | 1:27 | |
| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | |
| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | |
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | |
| Clown Pain Fun | David Cross | 2:10 | |
| Sam Tells One More for the Road | Sam Morril | 1:33 | |
| Virtuoso | Kyle Kinane | 2:38 | |
| Stupid Indestructible Maniacs | Matt Braunger | 1:48 | |
| I Know Mommy's Funny. | Nate Bargatze | 1:51 | |
| Downhill Is the Fun Part | Christian Finnegan | 2:53 | |