| Crayons | David Spade | 4:56 | ||
| Meeting J-Bone | Bob Saget | 2:23 | ||
| Severed Heads over Hollywood | Dana Gould | 2:23 | ||
| Pukers | Doug Stanhope | 2:05 | ||
| Pick up Line | Morgan Murphy | 2:00 | ||
| Batman, Bat-Men, And Google | Myq Kaplan | 2:03 | ||
| Where's My Swine Flu? | Alonzo Bodden | 2:44 | ||
| Dr. Hook's House of Solutions | Glenn Wool | 6:17 | ||
| "From Climate Change to Hemorrhoids" | Bob Saget | 1:00 | ||
| More Rape | Natasha Leggero | 2:13 | ||
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | ||
| Free Range Crazies | Doug Stanhope | 2:02 | ||
| Worst Critic | Christian Finnegan | 1:30 | ||
| Health Issues | Tom Cotter | 1:05 | ||
| Newark | Artie Lange | 2:44 | ||
| Fire SUV | Hannibal Buress | 1:44 | ||
| Married with Children | Michael Ian Black | 4:50 | ||
| Texas and Sea Food | Mitch Hedberg | 2:53 | ||
| Too Many Animals | Harland Williams | 5:31 | ||
| Old Dad | Gary Gulman | 2:29 | ||
| Sbarro Slogan and Anti-Abortion Billboard (Unrelated) | Eugene Mirman | 1:14 | ||
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| What Sex Is That Thing? | Jim Norton | 1:28 | ||
| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| Saving the World | Tom Papa | 2:46 | ||
| Dumb Things | Doug Benson | 2:09 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| Twin | Steven Wright | 3:12 | ||
| Twelve Apostrophes | Chad Daniels | 2:00 | ||
| Flirting | Matt Kirshen | 2:03 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| A Couples Colonic?! | David Cross | 4:48 | ||
| Skydiving | Michael Ian Black | 9:30 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
| The Seminar | Chad Daniels | 2:44 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called Fuck Tha Police | Kyle Kinane | 5:47 | ||
| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | ||
| Diseases | Nick Di Paolo | 8:20 | ||
| New Orgasm Noise | Doug Benson | 1:15 | ||
| Ron Jeremy's Giant Cock | Jim Norton | 3:43 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| Very Famous | Michael Ian Black | 1:38 | ||
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| Adam and Eve and Vegans | Myq Kaplan | 2:22 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| Ice Hassles | Doug Benson | 9:09 | ||
| Reality "Stars" | Natasha Leggero | 4:27 | ||
| Bad Patriotism | Tommy Campbell | 2:52 | ||
| Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart | Kurt Metzger | 2:08 | ||
| Crushes | Dan Soder | 1:19 | ||
