| Caulk | Ben Bailey | 4:17 | ||
| The Seminar | Chad Daniels | 2:44 | ||
| The Nipple Flicker | Jim Norton | 4:20 | ||
| A Heartfelt Tribute to Jefferson Goodlove | Wyatt Cenac | 4:13 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called Fuck Tha Police | Kyle Kinane | 5:47 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| Standards and Practices | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:02 | ||
| Text Messaging | Chris Porter | 1:20 | ||
| "Viagra, Vol. 2" | Bob Saget | 1:34 | ||
| Second-Hand Cattery | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:06 | ||
| Death to Bob the Builder | Josh Sneed | 6:33 | ||
| The Fatty | Joe DeRosa | 5:25 | ||
| Stepping on Legos | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:43 | ||
| Gay Experience | Steve Byrne | 1:59 | ||
| Ron Jeremy's Giant Cock | Jim Norton | 3:43 | ||
| Batman, Bat-Men, And Google | Myq Kaplan | 2:03 | ||
| Terrorism | Harland Williams | 5:37 | ||
| Meeting J-Bone | Bob Saget | 2:23 | ||
| The Vestibule of Dreams | Patton Oswalt | 2:48 | ||
| The Definition of a Man | Adam Ferrara | 3:19 | ||
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| Gun Guy | Steve Rannazzisi | 8:58 | ||
| No-Kill Animal Shelter | Michael Ian Black | 3:05 | ||
| 1st World Poverty | Doug Stanhope | 2:40 | ||
| I Was the Cutest Kid of All Time | Aziz Ansari | 4:48 | ||
| Exquisite Anger | Adam Ferrara | 2:06 | ||
| Your Girlfriend's Dad | Dana Gould | 3:37 | ||
| KIDStd | Chad Daniels | 3:44 | ||
| Canal Smarts | Mitch Hedberg | 2:17 | ||
| Shamwow | Todd Glass | 3:53 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| Elephant Man | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:35 | ||
| Character Actor | Michael Ian Black | 1:29 | ||
| Shooting the Shit / Too Soon? | David Cross | 3:55 | ||
| Denny's and Cookies | Greg Warren | 3:05 | ||
| Baby Daddy | Josh Sneed | 4:18 | ||
| Pillsbury and Starbucks | Harland Williams | 4:01 | ||
| Anything Can Be Funny | Dana Gould | 5:58 | ||
| 9 Years No Sleep | Tom Papa | 2:55 | ||
| Cheese | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:18 | ||
| O' Alaska | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:42 | ||
| Running Late & Starbucks | Andy Hendrickson | 2:20 | ||
| The Floater / Maury | Greg Giraldo | 3:46 | ||
| Fairytales and Porn | Rachel Feinstein | 1:36 | ||
| Pretty Dick | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:46 | ||
| Rage About Roids | Andrew Norelli | 4:38 | ||
| Blood in My Stool | Michael Ian Black | 5:40 | ||
| Katrina | Greg Giraldo | 2:12 | ||
| Building the Nest | Tom Papa | 1:27 | ||
