| Joe Bags | Mike Birbiglia | 2:11 | ||
| Open | Jo Koy | 3:13 | ||
| The Best Argument Against Gay Marriage | Patton Oswalt | 2:27 | ||
| The Mosque at Ground Zero | Jim Norton | 2:16 | ||
| I Was the Cutest Kid of All Time | Aziz Ansari | 4:48 | ||
| It Doesn't Work | Christopher Titus | 2:34 | ||
| The Elderly | Christian Finnegan | 2:46 | ||
| A Whimsical Story About Throwing a Baby | Tommy Johnagin | 2:44 | ||
| Adorable Racism | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| Sheets | Aziz Ansari | 2:34 | ||
| Second-Hand Cattery | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:06 | ||
| Naked Just Sox | Robert Kelly | 2:49 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| Parents and Pills | Patton Oswalt | 3:22 | ||
| Hard to Be in Love | Billy Gardell | 2:21 | ||
| Toilet Babies | Natasha Leggero | 4:20 | ||
| The Sock | Chad Daniels | 1:59 | ||
| Dollop of Mustard | Steve Rannazzisi | 4:47 | ||
| Heroin | Chris Porter | 1:35 | ||
| One | Daniel Tosh | 4:41 | ||
| Too Many Animals | Harland Williams | 5:31 | ||
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| Domestitated | Todd Glass | 4:59 | ||
| Craigslist | Aziz Ansari | 2:11 | ||
| White Rich | Natasha Leggero | 5:03 | ||
| Fuchsia | Daniel Tosh | 2:52 | ||
| Clutch | Iliza Shlesinger | 4:17 | ||
| Cousin Ray | Ron White | 1:38 | ||
| I Play Video Games | Hannibal Buress | 3:10 | ||
| Dicks Pt II (Real Dad) | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:59 | ||
| Walrus | Gary Gulman | 2:14 | ||
| Apex Predator | Christopher Titus | 5:53 | ||
| This Cut Is Too Evil To Name | Dana Gould | 1:41 | ||
| More Arms Than Courage | Todd Glass | 2:27 | ||
| Supreme Court Justice / Humbling Escort | Greg Giraldo | 3:04 | ||
| 1st World Poverty | Doug Stanhope | 2:40 | ||
| Moved Home | Chad Daniels | 8:14 | ||
| The Worst Possible Conclusion | Michael Ian Black | 4:25 | ||
| Cold Stone Creamery | Aziz Ansari | 2:06 | ||
| Normal vs. Screwed Up | Christopher Titus | 1:41 | ||
| Room for Dessert / Death by Chocolate / Lent / Snacks | Greg Giraldo | 2:39 | ||
| More Rape | Natasha Leggero | 2:13 | ||
| Secret of My Success | Doug Stanhope | 2:13 | ||
| Exquisite Anger | Adam Ferrara | 2:06 | ||
| Encore | Billy Gardell | 2:31 | ||
| Press Conference | Chad Daniels | 2:40 | ||
| Let Her Take the Hit | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:38 | ||
| Transpo-Tainment | Christian Finnegan | 1:06 | ||
| Vegas | Natasha Leggero | 1:50 | ||
| Stepping on Legos | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:43 | ||
