| Balding/Getting Older/Large Women | Louis Katz | 2:43 | ||
| Long Islanders | Jim Breuer | 3:08 | ||
| I Know Mommy's Funny. | Nate Bargatze | 1:51 | ||
| Second-Hand Cattery | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:06 | ||
| Staten Island | Pete Davidson | 0:58 | ||
| I'm Talkin' to You, Son | Bob Saget | 3:16 | ||
| Advice to a Young Man | Bert Kreischer | 3:55 | ||
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| Elephant Man | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:35 | ||
| I Was the Cutest Kid of All Time | Aziz Ansari | 4:48 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| Joe Bags | Mike Birbiglia | 2:11 | ||
| Why Would You Tell Me That? | Hannibal Buress | 2:28 | ||
| Afraid of Spiders | Shayne Smith | 3:06 | ||
| The Real World | Tom Papa | 1:08 | ||
| Cirque Du Soleil | John Mulaney | 1:21 | ||
| A Sex Maybe | Mike Birbiglia | 3:25 | ||
| Crayons | David Spade | 4:56 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| Batman, Bat-Men, And Google | Myq Kaplan | 2:03 | ||
| Last Bit of Advice for the Drunks | Bert Kreischer | 3:29 | ||
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| The Sock | Chad Daniels | 1:59 | ||
| Dicks Pt II (Real Dad) | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:59 | ||
| Building a Gazebo In The Civil War | John Mulaney | 1:25 | ||
| Hey Isis, Get off of My Lawn | Doug Stanhope | 2:05 | ||
| Sam's Gator Story | Sam Morril | 7:29 | ||
| Using My Blackberry While Driving | Aziz Ansari | 2:02 | ||
| Find the Car | Iliza Shlesinger | 1:43 | ||
| Emo Satan | Dan Soder | 1:07 | ||
| You'd Be Surprised | Mike Birbiglia | 3:12 | ||
| Clown Pain Fun | David Cross | 2:10 | ||
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | ||
| Big Bookstores | Todd Barry | 1:42 | ||
| No M&Ms. | Nate Bargatze | 1:12 | ||
| Gun Guy | Steve Rannazzisi | 8:58 | ||
| Good Cop, Bad Cop | Tom Papa | 3:12 | ||
| Native 'Merican | Chris Hardwick | 2:41 | ||
| Comfortable with Sir | Al Madrigal | 1:38 | ||
| Dirty Pics | David Spade | 4:08 | ||
| Petunia and The Last Supper | John Mulaney | 4:18 | ||
| History of Ting-Ting | Jo Koy | 4:21 | ||
| Building the Nest | Tom Papa | 1:27 | ||
| Guys | Iliza Shlesinger | 2:47 | ||
| Coney Island | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:46 | ||
| Sam Quit Watching Porn…he Cut Back | Sam Morril | 5:51 | ||
| The Black Dahlia | Dana Gould | 2:56 | ||
| If My Generation Was a Font, We'd Be Comic Sans | Aziz Ansari | 1:36 | ||
| Adorable Racism | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| Sorry Jim | Tommy Campbell | 1:18 | ||
