| Golden Corral | Al Madrigal | 3:36 | ||
| Dad Whistle | Steve Rannazzisi | 4:17 | ||
| Learn My Way | Tom Segura | 2:37 | ||
| No Supervision | John Mulaney | 1:38 | ||
| O' Alaska | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:42 | ||
| Don't Talk to Strangers | Doug Stanhope | 3:53 | ||
| The Real Big Boy | Matt Braunger | 1:35 | ||
| Polite Canadians - Canadian American | Jim Gaffigan | 2:04 | ||
| Defender | Kyle Kinane | 2:35 | ||
| Jaaaacket | Iliza Shlesinger | 3:34 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| Having a Baby | Tommy Campbell | 1:56 | ||
| Fashion | Jim Gaffigan | 5:15 | ||
| Can't Make Fun | Anthony Jeselnik | 1:35 | ||
| Whatever You Are, Be a Good One (Album Version) | Mike Birbiglia | 4:17 | ||
| Pitcher Picture | Chad Daniels | 1:22 | ||
| Colic | Michael Ian Black | 2:28 | ||
| Dicks Pt II (Real Dad) | Big Jay Oakerson | 3:59 | ||
| Free Range Crazies | Doug Stanhope | 2:02 | ||
| A Young, Thin Pig | Todd Glass | 1:21 | ||
| Happy Birfday | Greg Giraldo | 2:14 | ||
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| Press Conference | Chad Daniels | 2:40 | ||
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | ||
| The Gifted Child | Patton Oswalt | 1:42 | ||
| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | ||
| You'd Be Surprised | Mike Birbiglia | 3:12 | ||
| Man to Man | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:42 | ||
| Everyone Is Special | Big Jay Oakerson | 1:29 | ||
| Small Talk | David Cross | 3:32 | ||
| The Euphemism Treadmill | Doug Stanhope | 3:17 | ||
| Origin Story | Jackie Kashian | 3:28 | ||
| We Got Icees! | Chad Daniels | 1:24 | ||
| Montezuma's Revenge | Jim Gaffigan | 3:01 | ||
| Single Mom, Only Child | Dan Soder | 1:48 | ||
| Downhill Is the Fun Part | Christian Finnegan | 2:53 | ||
| I Didn't Have a Dream | Doug Benson | 1:35 | ||
| Sam Fights Racism with Good Food | Sam Morril | 3:04 | ||
| My Dad Told Me | Tom Segura | 1:56 | ||
| Massages | Jim Gaffigan | 3:43 | ||
| Sorry Jim | Tommy Campbell | 1:18 | ||
| Comfortable with Sir | Al Madrigal | 1:38 | ||
| Navajo Graveyard | Rachel Feinstein | 1:50 | ||
| Shut the Fuck Up | Anthony Jeselnik | 6:48 | ||
| Clutch | Iliza Shlesinger | 4:17 | ||
| Sam's Airline Troubles | Sam Morril | 2:53 | ||
| Intro / Could It Be Me | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:23 | ||
| Meats and Robots | Myq Kaplan | 3:10 | ||
| Bonus | Doug Stanhope | 3:09 | ||
| Men and Women Are Vastly Different from Each Other | Hannibal Buress | 3:48 | ||
