| Denny's | Mitch Fatel | 1:15 | ||
| Languages | Christian Finnegan | 2:25 | ||
| Rehab | Pete Davidson | 4:08 | ||
| Curly Fries | Ari Shaffir | 1:21 | ||
| Growing Up Without a Dad | Dry Bar Comedy | 2:19 | ||
| Legal Pot Talk | Tommy Campbell | 1:37 | ||
| Swimming With a Dolphin | Robert Schimmel | 2:45 | ||
| Cinematic Love | Big Jay Oakerson | 1:34 | ||
| Press Conference | Chad Daniels | 2:40 | ||
| Filipino Moms and Their Sons | Jo Koy | 2:13 | ||
| Australia | Christian Finnegan | 1:10 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called Gangsta Gangsta | Kyle Kinane | 1:02 | ||
| Adorable Racism | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| Great Men | Bryan Callen | 3:32 | ||
| Cholo Soccer Dad | Al Madrigal | 7:37 | ||
| Pitcher Picture | Chad Daniels | 1:22 | ||
| Out To Dinner | Jim Breuer | 6:33 | ||
| Sex | Norm MacDonald | 9:08 | ||
| Entitlement | Tom Segura | 1:15 | ||
| Movie Quotes | Steve Byrne | 2:59 | ||
| Performing for the President | David Spade | 4:36 | ||
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| 3 Girls | Jim Breuer | 5:16 | ||
| "Reality" Shows | Dana Gould | 2:00 | ||
| The War on Cold | Steve Hofstetter | 2:53 | ||
| Getting Acquainted | Dane Cook | 1:54 | ||
| Do You Want a Sandwich or Anything? | Norm MacDonald | 1:33 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| 4th Grade Math | Tom Papa | 3:39 | ||
| Mile High Club | Ron White | 1:07 | ||
| We're on a Rock Flying Through Space | Joe Rogan | 2:20 | ||
| I'm Done Letting People I Hate Choose How I Live My Life | Ari Shaffir | 5:23 | ||
| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | ||
| Breaking the Mold | Gabriel Iglesias | 4:59 | ||
| Hairy Penines | Chad Daniels | 4:05 | ||
| Twins | Russell Peters | 3:21 | ||
| Hard to Be in Love | Billy Gardell | 2:21 | ||
| Chocolate | Ron White | 1:16 | ||
| Worst Critic | Christian Finnegan | 1:30 | ||
| Day Care | Jim Jefferies | 3:39 | ||
| Douchebags | Chris Porter | 2:55 | ||
| Meeting J-Bone | Bob Saget | 2:23 | ||
| I Love Fairies | Mitch Fatel | 3:46 | ||
| Kids, Girls and Advice | Bert Kreischer | 7:02 | ||
| Midget Friend | Dave Attell | 1:49 | ||
| The Fecal Differential | George Carlin | 3:12 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| Middle Monkeys | Theo Von | 3:24 | ||
| Old-Timey | Christian Finnegan | 1:44 | ||
| Tattoos and Stuff | Harland Williams | 4:32 | ||
