| Twelve Apostrophes | Chad Daniels | 2:00 | ||
| Directions | Anjelah Johnson-Reyes | 2:34 | ||
| Marriage Equality | Jen Kirkman | 1:06 | ||
| They Will Respect the Steel | Dan Cummins | 2:38 | ||
| Dodging Dong | Mark Normand | 3:02 | ||
| Nana Time | Dan Soder | 1:33 | ||
| Sam Thinks Women Are Amazing, Also, Murder! | Sam Morril | 3:27 | ||
| My Unstoppable Whore Friends | Rachel Feinstein | 3:04 | ||
| Having a Baby | Tommy Campbell | 1:56 | ||
| Delay | Anthony Jeselnik | 1:44 | ||
| The Diet | Chad Daniels | 4:28 | ||
| Smile | Nikki Glaser | 2:05 | ||
| The Vow | Pete Davidson | 3:01 | ||
| Fantasies | Ali Wong | 3:32 | ||
| China Wants It | Christian Finnegan | 0:42 | ||
| Breastfeeding | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| What's Your Label? | Doug Stanhope | 1:44 | ||
| A Poet's Life | Tom Papa | 1:55 | ||
| Intro / Could It Be Me | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:23 | ||
| Strong, Independent Woman | Mike Birbiglia | 3:55 | ||
| Grandpas on Steroids | Dan Soder | 1:16 | ||
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| Uncle Tony | Artie Lange | 1:49 | ||
| Drugs | Morgan Murphy | 2:36 | ||
| I Might Be Somebody | Wyatt Cenac | 7:09 | ||
| Sam Is a New York Jew | Sam Morril | 3:48 | ||
| Defender | Kyle Kinane | 2:35 | ||
| Walken with a Tail | Jay Mohr | 2:41 | ||
| AIDS Cop | Chad Daniels | 1:11 | ||
| Colic | Michael Ian Black | 2:28 | ||
| Blue Tarp Guy | Al Madrigal | 1:00 | ||
| Cirque Du Soleil | John Mulaney | 1:21 | ||
| A Heartfelt Tribute to Jefferson Goodlove | Wyatt Cenac | 4:13 | ||
| And You Wonder Why | Doug Stanhope | 2:14 | ||
| 9 Years No Sleep | Tom Papa | 2:55 | ||
| Less and Less Radical | Patton Oswalt | 3:27 | ||
| Marriage Advice | Michael Ian Black | 3:29 | ||
| Opening Remarks and a Request | Wyatt Cenac | 4:37 | ||
| Comfortable with Sir | Al Madrigal | 1:38 | ||
| "TV Dads - Good to Bad" | Bob Saget | 1:42 | ||
| Virtuoso | Kyle Kinane | 2:38 | ||
| Dick Pics | Rachel Feinstein | 2:20 | ||
| We Could Do It Together | Nate Bargatze | 3:51 | ||
| 16 Seconds In A Row | Jay Mohr | 3:07 | ||
| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| Provo Nap | Dry Bar Comedy | 1:29 | ||
| The Bus | Tom Papa | 2:21 | ||
| A Lap Dance, Finally | Rachel Feinstein | 1:12 | ||
| I Know These Last Jokes Were on Yelled at by a Clown. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:12 | ||
| Worse at Sex | Tom Segura | 4:53 | ||
