| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | ||
| Parents and Pills | Patton Oswalt | 3:22 | ||
| I Found a Gray Pube | Jen Kirkman | 2:48 | ||
| Wake Up | Rory Scovel | 2:17 | ||
| Canal Smarts | Mitch Hedberg | 2:17 | ||
| Birthday Party | Kumail Nanjiani | 8:13 | ||
| Reality "Stars" | Natasha Leggero | 4:27 | ||
| Clapton Is God | Anthony Jeselnik | 5:36 | ||
| Only Whores Wear Purple | Rachel Feinstein | 4:39 | ||
| Old Dad | Gary Gulman | 2:29 | ||
| Assh*le | Amy Schumer | 3:16 | ||
| Tanning Salon | Harland Williams | 2:09 | ||
| Vanessa, Starbucks, And My Bike Seat | Dov Davidoff | 4:30 | ||
| Banana Noises | Michael Ian Black | 5:31 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| Cindy and Mr. Mittens | Jen Kirkman | 3:53 | ||
| Bad Business | Ben Bailey | 5:37 | ||
| Every Race | Tom Segura | 5:06 | ||
| Marriage Advice | Michael Ian Black | 3:29 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | ||
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| Greatest City on Earth / Getting Old | Greg Giraldo | 3:47 | ||
| Yes. Real High on the Plane. | Nate Bargatze | 2:48 | ||
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | ||
| Fire SUV | Hannibal Buress | 1:44 | ||
| Getting a Kangaroo | Jim Breuer | 3:18 | ||
| If My Generation Was a Font, We'd Be Comic Sans | Aziz Ansari | 1:36 | ||
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | ||
| I Am a Great Dad | Patton Oswalt | 4:45 | ||
| The Elderly | Christian Finnegan | 2:46 | ||
| Intro / Could It Be Me | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:23 | ||
| He's Beige | Chad Daniels | 3:23 | ||
| Sex Swing | Nikki Glaser | 2:22 | ||
| Afv vs. Afhv | Bob Saget | 1:28 | ||
| Acting | Mitch Hedberg | 2:59 | ||
| Sam Fights Racism with Good Food | Sam Morril | 3:04 | ||
| Martin | Natasha Leggero | 2:37 | ||
| My Cousin Harris | Aziz Ansari | 1:36 | ||
| Kids Party/Cursive Handwriting | Louis Katz | 1:16 | ||
| The Velcro Wallet | Mitch Hedberg | 2:41 | ||
| Infomercials | Todd Glass | 6:09 | ||
| My Dad Told Me | Tom Segura | 1:56 | ||
| Everybody's Scared | Tom Papa | 1:51 | ||
| Sommeliers | Dan Soder | 3:12 | ||
| Giving up My Belly Button for Lint | Josh Sneed | 3:38 | ||
| PhD vs. Me | Chad Daniels | 2:50 | ||
| Cookies | Mitch Hedberg | 3:13 | ||
| Detroit Rock City | Kyle Kinane | 5:24 | ||
| Navajo Graveyard | Rachel Feinstein | 1:50 | ||
