| Water | Kyle Kinane | 5:50 | ||
| I Was the Cutest Kid of All Time | Aziz Ansari | 4:48 | ||
| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| Intro | Chris Hardwick | 1:45 | ||
| Faux Fur, Diamonds & Jizz | Natasha Leggero | 2:36 | ||
| Bonus: at Budokan | Kyle Kinane | 5:23 | ||
| 1580s | Nick Swardson | 0:56 | ||
| Dumb People Out-Breeding Smart People Explains the Pyramids | Joe Rogan | 9:47 | ||
| White Precious | Kurt Metzger | 5:52 | ||
| Tsa | Hannibal Buress | 4:00 | ||
| Beef | Kyle Kinane | 4:07 | ||
| Billboards and Bumper Stickers | Michael Ian Black | 5:49 | ||
| Humorous Story About Drugs | Tommy Johnagin | 4:10 | ||
| Plastic Straw Ban | Tommy Campbell | 2:11 | ||
| Senses, Halloween | Demetri Martin | 4:03 | ||
| Bad Dates | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:00 | ||
| Kids Party/Cursive Handwriting | Louis Katz | 1:16 | ||
| My Mom | Bob Saget | 1:39 | ||
| Rage About Roids | Andrew Norelli | 4:38 | ||
| Press Conference | Chad Daniels | 2:40 | ||
| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | ||
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| Caulk | Ben Bailey | 4:17 | ||
| Shouting Black | Tom Segura | 1:53 | ||
| And Yes I Should Write More. It's Hard. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:46 | ||
| Girl, You Ain't Got No Arms | Natasha Leggero | 5:36 | ||
| Let My Lawyer Do the Talking | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:19 | ||
| Kids | Chris Porter | 1:49 | ||
| Facebook and Judging People | Rachel Feinstein | 4:20 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| Dollop of Mustard | Steve Rannazzisi | 4:47 | ||
| Computer Dating / Couples Fight | Greg Giraldo | 3:20 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called Dopeman | Kyle Kinane | 10:56 | ||
| Joe Bags | Mike Birbiglia | 2:11 | ||
| Being Healthy Sucks | Louis Katz | 3:05 | ||
| Altar Boys with Rat Mustaches | John Mulaney | 2:20 | ||
| Chinatown YMCA | Jim Gaffigan | 2:24 | ||
| What's This Dude's Recipe? | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:11 | ||
| Twelve Apostrophes | Chad Daniels | 2:00 | ||
| The Gifted Child | Patton Oswalt | 1:42 | ||
| Delay | Anthony Jeselnik | 1:44 | ||
| Advice | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| Denny's and Cookies | Greg Warren | 3:05 | ||
| Sexual Saturation | Greg Giraldo | 4:01 | ||
| Tiger, Mel, And Arnold | Jim Norton | 7:59 | ||
| Sex | Norm MacDonald | 9:08 | ||
| What Do You Mean You Don't Remember? | Nate Bargatze | 3:47 | ||
| Fire SUV | Hannibal Buress | 1:44 | ||
| White Wine / Youth Pastor | Pete Holmes | 1:18 | ||
| Inside Voice | Jim Gaffigan | 1:58 | ||
