| Kigurumi | Chris Hardwick | 5:47 | ||
| Necrophilia, Pedophilia, And Bestiality | Myq Kaplan | 2:34 | ||
| Naked Just Sox | Robert Kelly | 2:49 | ||
| Fairytales and Porn | Rachel Feinstein | 1:36 | ||
| Worst Critic | Christian Finnegan | 1:30 | ||
| Sam Quit Watching Porn…he Cut Back | Sam Morril | 5:51 | ||
| Press Conference | Chad Daniels | 2:40 | ||
| People Say They Don't Watch Tv | Todd Glass | 3:34 | ||
| Church of the Epic Fail | Christopher Titus | 2:45 | ||
| 1st World Poverty | Doug Stanhope | 2:40 | ||
| Jersey Shore Like Animal Planet | Natasha Leggero | 2:15 | ||
| Joke's on You | Morgan Murphy | 1:00 | ||
| Movies and Men and Women and Birth | Patton Oswalt | 3:55 | ||
| Sam Tackles Homophobia | Sam Morril | 2:51 | ||
| Breastfeeding | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| Detroit Rock City | Kyle Kinane | 5:24 | ||
| Directions | Anjelah Johnson-Reyes | 2:34 | ||
| What If I Just Walked off Stage and Never Came Back? | Nate Bargatze | 2:42 | ||
| Epilogue - "Still Explaining Myself" | Bob Saget | 4:41 | ||
| Architectural Jokes | Todd Glass | 4:46 | ||
| Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart | Kurt Metzger | 2:08 | ||
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| Phone Racist | Chad Daniels | 3:06 | ||
| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | ||
| A Poet's Life | Tom Papa | 1:55 | ||
| Underdick | Dan Soder | 1:18 | ||
| House Hunters International | Jay Mohr | 3:31 | ||
| I Gotta Be Me | Christian Finnegan | 2:03 | ||
| Drinking and Driving | David Spade | 5:43 | ||
| Sam Is Trying to Be Better | Sam Morril | 3:20 | ||
| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| One Black Coffee | John Mulaney | 2:10 | ||
| China Wants It | Christian Finnegan | 0:42 | ||
| Twelve Apostrophes | Chad Daniels | 2:00 | ||
| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | ||
| Marriage Advice | Michael Ian Black | 3:29 | ||
| No Supervision | John Mulaney | 1:38 | ||
| Adorable Racism | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| And You Wonder Why | Doug Stanhope | 2:14 | ||
| Having a Baby | Tommy Campbell | 1:56 | ||
| A Couples Colonic?! | David Cross | 4:48 | ||
| My Dad Told Me | Tom Segura | 1:56 | ||
| Tinfoil Turd Flyers | Rob Schneider | 5:12 | ||
| SONG: "WE'VE GOT TO BE KIND TO EACH OTHER" | Bob Saget | 4:38 | ||
| I Love Dogs and Cats | Mitch Fatel | 5:20 | ||
| We're Different People | David Cross | 1:48 | ||
| A Young, Thin Pig | Todd Glass | 1:21 | ||
| Living by the Airport | Jim Breuer | 2:36 | ||
| Hurricane Sandy | Wyatt Cenac | 1:40 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
