| Downhill Is the Fun Part | Christian Finnegan | 2:53 | ||
| Holocaust Museum of Modern Art | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:55 | ||
| Signs | Todd Glass | 3:13 | ||
| Only Whores Wear Purple | Rachel Feinstein | 4:39 | ||
| Legal Pot Talk | Tommy Campbell | 1:37 | ||
| 1st World Poverty | Doug Stanhope | 2:40 | ||
| Fistbumping | Bob Saget | 2:40 | ||
| Honking in Traffic | Chris Porter | 1:46 | ||
| Worst Critic | Christian Finnegan | 1:30 | ||
| Sam Is a New York Jew | Sam Morril | 3:48 | ||
| Day Job | Michael Ian Black | 2:47 | ||
| Sleepy Karl | Mike Birbiglia | 2:59 | ||
| Big Bookstores | Todd Barry | 1:42 | ||
| "I'm over You" | Bob Saget | 4:49 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called I Ain't Tha 1 | Kyle Kinane | 1:52 | ||
| You're Hungry Now. | Nate Bargatze | 2:31 | ||
| Watermelon Festival | Todd Glass | 3:01 | ||
| D.A.R.E. & Sex Ed | Louis Katz | 3:00 | ||
| The Seminar | Chad Daniels | 2:44 | ||
| Hey Isis, Get off of My Lawn | Doug Stanhope | 2:05 | ||
| Rollercoaster Hell | Robert Schimmel | 4:01 | ||
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| I Know These Last Jokes Were on Yelled at by a Clown. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:12 | ||
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | ||
| Subwaytopia | Wyatt Cenac | 3:18 | ||
| Parents and Pills | Patton Oswalt | 3:22 | ||
| Chicken | Christopher Titus | 2:42 | ||
| The Key to His Heart | Tom Segura | 3:20 | ||
| "From Love, To the Day After Pill, To Babies" | Bob Saget | 1:04 | ||
| I Love Fairies | Mitch Fatel | 3:46 | ||
| Sleeping, Driving, And Pasta | Myq Kaplan | 2:29 | ||
| Stepping on Legos | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:43 | ||
| Pick up Line | Morgan Murphy | 2:00 | ||
| Nana Time | Dan Soder | 1:33 | ||
| Mei-Mei's Hair | Patton Oswalt | 4:39 | ||
| Breastfeeding | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| All These Jokes About Hurting Children | Anthony Jeselnik | 5:10 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| Epilogue - "Still Explaining Myself" | Bob Saget | 4:41 | ||
| Meats and Robots | Myq Kaplan | 3:10 | ||
| Dick Pics | Rachel Feinstein | 2:20 | ||
| News & Jiffy Lube | Chris Porter | 3:37 | ||
| Long Islanders | Jim Breuer | 3:08 | ||
| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | ||
| Drinking and Driving | David Spade | 5:43 | ||
| The Limits of Dancing | Patton Oswalt | 0:50 | ||
| Adventures in Maui | Robert Schimmel | 5:16 | ||
| The House Is Built | Michael Ian Black | 1:45 | ||
| "I Just Wanna Entertain People" | Bob Saget | 1:36 | ||
| Tinfoil Turd Flyers | Rob Schneider | 5:12 | ||
