| I Know These Last Jokes Were on Yelled at by a Clown. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:12 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| Sex Swing | Nikki Glaser | 2:22 | ||
| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | ||
| Stepping on Legos | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:43 | ||
| We're Going to Buy a House | Ben Bailey | 6:29 | ||
| Rumors | Tom Segura | 5:14 | ||
| Slow Motion Mouth Kiss | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:59 | ||
| Sodium Erythortbate | Kyle Kinane | 2:51 | ||
| Meeting J-Bone | Bob Saget | 2:23 | ||
| What's Your Label? | Doug Stanhope | 1:44 | ||
| Chicken in a Bag | Steve Rannazzisi | 12:58 | ||
| Put Your Lady Ween on That Screen | Dan Cummins | 4:29 | ||
| Inheritance | Al Madrigal | 2:33 | ||
| It's Easier to Bring up a Son | Jim Jefferies | 1:42 | ||
| Died Right on Time | Doug Stanhope | 2:10 | ||
| Read Your Bible | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:45 | ||
| A Special Moment | Michael Ian Black | 3:56 | ||
| I Have Wheels! | Mike Birbiglia | 3:33 | ||
| Balding/Getting Older/Large Women | Louis Katz | 2:43 | ||
| Domestitated | Todd Glass | 4:59 | ||
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| I Love Fairies | Mitch Fatel | 3:46 | ||
| Q&a - Taken a Lot of Jobs Because I'm a Whore | Joe Rogan | 2:21 | ||
| Huckleberry Finn | Neal Brennan | 2:42 | ||
| DJ Josephine | Jo Koy | 2:16 | ||
| Birthday Party | Kumail Nanjiani | 8:13 | ||
| Dad Whistle | Steve Rannazzisi | 4:17 | ||
| Dirty Pics | David Spade | 4:08 | ||
| Chuck Norris and Owls | Myq Kaplan | 2:01 | ||
| We Should Hang Out | John Mulaney | 1:07 | ||
| Parents and Pills | Patton Oswalt | 3:22 | ||
| Bonus: at Budokan | Kyle Kinane | 5:23 | ||
| 1st World Poverty | Doug Stanhope | 2:40 | ||
| Cursing Is Bad / Rudely Interrupted | Tom Segura | 2:38 | ||
| Shamwow | Todd Glass | 3:53 | ||
| Sbarro Slogan and Anti-Abortion Billboard (Unrelated) | Eugene Mirman | 1:14 | ||
| Nana Time | Dan Soder | 1:33 | ||
| The Hudson River Challenge | Ben Bailey | 6:43 | ||
| Lengthy Stories | John Heffron | 4:53 | ||
| Crayons | David Spade | 4:56 | ||
| China Wants It | Christian Finnegan | 0:42 | ||
| Dumb Deep Voice | Dan Soder | 1:26 | ||
| Honking in Traffic | Chris Porter | 1:46 | ||
| Marriage Advice | Michael Ian Black | 3:29 | ||
| Sam Is a New York Jew | Sam Morril | 3:48 | ||
| Reality "Stars" | Natasha Leggero | 4:27 | ||
| Hey Isis, Get off of My Lawn | Doug Stanhope | 2:05 | ||
| Fat Ass with Fingers / Illegal Aliens | Greg Giraldo | 1:45 | ||
| I'm Talkin' to You, Son | Bob Saget | 3:16 | ||
