| Smoking | Dave Attell | 1:02 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| Mike Tyson | Artie Lange | 5:32 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| "Bad Gigs Only I Could Remember" | Bob Saget | 2:13 | ||
| Delay | Anthony Jeselnik | 1:44 | ||
| Mac N' Cheese | Robert Kelly | 3:28 | ||
| Why Would You Tell Me That? | Hannibal Buress | 2:28 | ||
| Half a 9-11 | Louis C.K. | 5:10 | ||
| Dextrose | Kyle Kinane | 2:17 | ||
| Carly’s from Here | Tommy Campbell | 1:37 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | ||
| The Unfuckables | Dave Attell | 2:07 | ||
| Men and Women Are Vastly Different from Each Other | Hannibal Buress | 3:48 | ||
| Shamwow | Todd Glass | 3:53 | ||
| Masturbation/Internet Pornography | Louis Katz | 1:33 | ||
| Friendly Tollbooth | Christian Finnegan | 3:23 | ||
| Most Offensive Man Cave | Artie Lange | 3:37 | ||
| Elephant Man | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:35 | ||
| "From Climate Change to Hemorrhoids" | Bob Saget | 1:00 | ||
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| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| Ex-Girlfriend | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:24 | ||
| Bonnaroo | Aziz Ansari | 1:28 | ||
| Billboards and Bumper Stickers | Michael Ian Black | 5:49 | ||
| I Have Hobbies | Hannibal Buress | 1:31 | ||
| Have You Tried Heroin? | Artie Lange | 4:15 | ||
| Fat Ass with Fingers / Illegal Aliens | Greg Giraldo | 1:45 | ||
| Church | Jo Koy | 2:42 | ||
| Exactly | Tom Segura | 2:08 | ||
| Golden Corral | Al Madrigal | 3:36 | ||
| Honking in Traffic | Chris Porter | 1:46 | ||
| Drinking and Driving | David Spade | 5:43 | ||
| Sexual Trouble | Michael Ian Black | 2:45 | ||
| Only Whores Wear Purple | Rachel Feinstein | 4:39 | ||
| Phone Racist | Chad Daniels | 3:06 | ||
| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | ||
| My Mom Never Hit Us | Jo Koy | 0:58 | ||
| Phonebooks | Natasha Leggero | 1:19 | ||
| Getting a Kangaroo | Jim Breuer | 3:18 | ||
| Everyone Is Special | Big Jay Oakerson | 1:29 | ||
| Target / K-Mart | Todd Glass | 1:55 | ||
| 4th Grade Math | Tom Papa | 3:39 | ||
| Cheese | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:18 | ||
| The Seminar | Chad Daniels | 2:44 | ||
| The Late Robin Williams | Doug Stanhope | 1:35 | ||
| Diseases | Nick Di Paolo | 8:20 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| Meeting J-Bone | Bob Saget | 2:23 | ||
