| What Sex Is That Thing? | Jim Norton | 1:28 | ||
| Arrrrrrrrr | Carlos Mencia | 5:59 | ||
| Reality "Stars" | Natasha Leggero | 4:27 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| Bad Dates | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:00 | ||
| Playboy, Footlocker, And Peanut Butter | Dov Davidoff | 5:28 | ||
| The Word Retard | Christopher Titus | 7:17 | ||
| We Neep Hope | Billy Gardell | 4:15 | ||
| The "M" Word | Brad Williams | 5:13 | ||
| How My Mom Did It | Jo Koy | 2:31 | ||
| Two | Daniel Tosh | 5:56 | ||
| Dicks | Whitney Cummings | 2:01 | ||
| Proposal Stories: "We Were at a 5 Star Restaurant." | Aziz Ansari | 4:55 | ||
| Road Rage | Ben Bailey | 13:05 | ||
| A Whimsical Story About Throwing a Baby | Tommy Johnagin | 2:44 | ||
| It's Rough Being a Kid Nowadays | Eddie Griffin | 2:50 | ||
| Drinking Drinks | Hannibal Buress | 2:33 | ||
| Super Period | Chris D'Elia | 1:48 | ||
| Hawaiian Words | Gabriel Iglesias | 3:26 | ||
| Zipper | Tommy Johnagin | 4:27 | ||
| Drinking and Driving | David Spade | 5:43 | ||
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| I Lie Onstage | Joe Rogan | 2:41 | ||
| Disneyworld in August / The Character Buffet | John Pinette | 4:49 | ||
| Cuban Coffee | Gabriel Iglesias | 4:14 | ||
| One Scary Ass F*****g Black Guy | Jim Norton | 1:56 | ||
| A Question of the Heart | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:39 | ||
| Kids, Girls and Advice | Bert Kreischer | 7:02 | ||
| Michael Vick | Eddie Griffin | 2:36 | ||
| Germany | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| Intro | Pablo Francisco | 2:40 | ||
| Greatest City on Earth / Getting Old | Greg Giraldo | 3:47 | ||
| History of Ting-Ting | Jo Koy | 4:21 | ||
| Elementary School | Gary Gulman | 3:18 | ||
| Ron Jeremy's Giant Cock | Jim Norton | 3:43 | ||
| Brick O Dildos | Christopher Titus | 3:03 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| 5 | Daniel Tosh | 5:34 | ||
| Having a Kid Is a Crazy Gamble | Aziz Ansari | 1:49 | ||
| The Mexicans & The Border | Eddie Griffin | 1:43 | ||
| American Tourists | Carlos Mencia | 5:47 | ||
| Women / Old Drinking | Greg Giraldo | 6:45 | ||
| Tattoos | Dave Attell | 2:16 | ||
| Spinner Hubcaps | Katt Williams | 5:03 | ||
| Unexpected Pregnancy | Shane Mauss | 3:08 | ||
| Mentos | Pablo Francisco | 0:43 | ||
| Tear off a Head Easy | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:02 | ||
| Concerts | Demetri Martin | 5:22 | ||
| The Great Meat Recall | John Pinette | 3:19 | ||
| Energy Policy / Fat Kids | Greg Giraldo | 5:10 | ||
