| Friendly Tollbooth | Christian Finnegan | 3:23 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| Tom Lykus Rape Tips | Natasha Leggero | 3:31 | ||
| Hunchback / Pocahontas / Friday 13th | Pablo Francisco | 3:24 | ||
| Car, Sayings | Shane Mauss | 3:39 | ||
| Gas Station Recipes | Maria Bamford | 1:09 | ||
| Door Deal | Mitch Hedberg | 2:28 | ||
| Can You Believe It | Tig Notaro | 1:34 | ||
| Clown Pub Crawl | Matt Braunger | 4:31 | ||
| World Hunger | John Pinette | 2:44 | ||
| It's Easier to Bring up a Son | Jim Jefferies | 1:42 | ||
| Hollywood Made Me Queer | Daniel Tosh | 4:23 | ||
| I Don't Know You Either | Hannibal Buress | 2:53 | ||
| Don't Act Like a Jag Off | Billy Gardell | 2:08 | ||
| The Store | Steven Wright | 4:18 | ||
| Black President/Illegal Weed/Gray Hair on My Balls | Joe Rogan | 1:13 | ||
| Texas and Sea Food | Mitch Hedberg | 2:53 | ||
| F--: The Westboro Baptist Church | Jim Norton | 2:09 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called If It Ain't Ruff | Kyle Kinane | 4:16 | ||
| Your Girlfriend's Dad | Dana Gould | 3:37 | ||
| Booze Is Magic | Nick Swardson | 2:20 | ||
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| Marching Band | Louis Katz | 1:25 | ||
| Elephant Man | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:35 | ||
| Monopoly | Steven Wright | 3:33 | ||
| Six Flags, Blind | Shane Mauss | 3:54 | ||
| Dick Pics | Rachel Feinstein | 2:20 | ||
| You'd Be Surprised | Mike Birbiglia | 3:12 | ||
| My Kids' School | Christopher Titus | 9:34 | ||
| Ok | Demetri Martin | 4:22 | ||
| Stan + Lois | Norm MacDonald | 6:15 | ||
| Computer Dating / Couples Fight | Greg Giraldo | 3:20 | ||
| Crayons | David Spade | 4:56 | ||
| Drug Wisdom | Marc Maron | 2:40 | ||
| An Irresponsible Father | Robert Schimmel | 4:03 | ||
| One Scary Ass F*****g Black Guy | Jim Norton | 1:56 | ||
| The Black Dahlia | Dana Gould | 2:56 | ||
| These Jokes | Demetri Martin | 5:50 | ||
| Canal Smarts | Mitch Hedberg | 2:17 | ||
| Goldenrod | Daniel Tosh | 2:51 | ||
| Shut the Fuck Up | Anthony Jeselnik | 6:48 | ||
| Now Let Daddy Work. | Nate Bargatze | 2:23 | ||
| Desire to Kill | Christopher Titus | 5:29 | ||
| Intro | Pablo Francisco | 2:40 | ||
| Room for Dessert / Death by Chocolate / Lent / Snacks | Greg Giraldo | 2:39 | ||
| Sex | Norm MacDonald | 9:08 | ||
| Marriage Advice | Michael Ian Black | 3:29 | ||
| Day Care | Jim Jefferies | 3:39 | ||
| Las Vegas: All You Can Eat | John Pinette | 2:52 | ||
| "Reality" Shows | Dana Gould | 2:00 | ||
