| You'd Be Surprised | Mike Birbiglia | 3:12 | ||
| Stupid Questions | Chris Porter | 3:26 | ||
| Jersey Shore Like Animal Planet | Natasha Leggero | 2:15 | ||
| Day Care | Jim Jefferies | 3:39 | ||
| Pulling out Doesn't Work | Joe Rogan | 1:42 | ||
| Montana and the Flea Market | Josh Sneed | 4:04 | ||
| Expand | Rory Scovel | 4:30 | ||
| Banana Noises | Michael Ian Black | 5:31 | ||
| Math and King Solomon | John Mulaney | 4:11 | ||
| People Watching | Demetri Martin | 5:31 | ||
| Fairytales and Porn | Rachel Feinstein | 1:36 | ||
| And Yes I Should Write More. It's Hard. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:46 | ||
| Humorous Story About Drugs | Tommy Johnagin | 4:10 | ||
| Singles & Cosplay | Wyatt Cenac | 3:25 | ||
| Vanessa, Starbucks, And My Bike Seat | Dov Davidoff | 4:30 | ||
| Obama | Kathleen Madigan | 5:13 | ||
| Fat Ass with Fingers / Illegal Aliens | Greg Giraldo | 1:45 | ||
| Ben Bailey Boulevard | Ben Bailey | 4:33 | ||
| Your Girlfriend's Dad | Dana Gould | 3:37 | ||
| Big Bookstores | Todd Barry | 1:42 | ||
| Rape | Anthony Jeselnik | 2:33 | ||
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| Phone Racist | Chad Daniels | 3:06 | ||
| Church Is Creepy | Chris D'Elia | 9:39 | ||
| Guys | Iliza Shlesinger | 2:47 | ||
| Ok | Demetri Martin | 4:22 | ||
| Death to Bob the Builder | Josh Sneed | 6:33 | ||
| Six Flags, Blind | Shane Mauss | 3:54 | ||
| Stepping on Legos | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:43 | ||
| The Gifted Child | Patton Oswalt | 1:42 | ||
| Dweebs | Chris Hardwick | 2:51 | ||
| Girl, You Ain't Got No Arms | Natasha Leggero | 5:36 | ||
| Denny's and Cookies | Greg Warren | 3:05 | ||
| Dollop of Mustard | Steve Rannazzisi | 4:47 | ||
| Armageddon Day | Christopher Titus | 6:23 | ||
| Open | Jo Koy | 3:13 | ||
| Ambien Racing | Michael Ian Black | 3:39 | ||
| David Crosby's Sperm, And Why the Hollywood Squares Downsized Me | Bobcat Goldthwait | 9:44 | ||
| Hip Hop | Natasha Leggero | 2:45 | ||
| Florida | Patton Oswalt | 5:57 | ||
| Wack Writing | Hannibal Buress | 5:05 | ||
| God of Thunder | Kyle Kinane | 8:06 | ||
| Greatest City on Earth / Getting Old | Greg Giraldo | 3:47 | ||
| A Whimsical Story About Throwing a Baby | Tommy Johnagin | 2:44 | ||
| Hairy Penines | Chad Daniels | 4:05 | ||
| Poops and Popes | Myq Kaplan | 2:44 | ||
| Dyslexic Luger / Civil War Letters / Kids / Baby in River | Greg Giraldo | 5:08 | ||
| I Am an Awful Dad | Patton Oswalt | 5:03 | ||
| I Don't Care | Nick Thune | 4:02 | ||
| Crayons | David Spade | 4:56 | ||
