| One Story | Demetri Martin | 6:55 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called Something 2 Dance 2 | Kyle Kinane | 9:39 | ||
| Coquelicot | Daniel Tosh | 5:07 | ||
| Drinking and Driving | David Spade | 5:43 | ||
| Cyan | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:05 | ||
| Can't Make Fun | Anthony Jeselnik | 1:35 | ||
| Humorous Story About Drugs | Tommy Johnagin | 4:10 | ||
| The Grapes Song | Demetri Martin | 2:42 | ||
| Remember | Rory Scovel | 4:06 | ||
| Dirty Pics | David Spade | 4:08 | ||
| Balling Out of Control | Hannibal Buress | 2:13 | ||
| Open | Jo Koy | 3:13 | ||
| Money and Pussy | Patton Oswalt | 2:41 | ||
| You Got A.I.D.S. Yo | Greg Giraldo | 6:15 | ||
| Legit | Jim Jefferies | 7:04 | ||
| Monopoly | Steven Wright | 3:33 | ||
| Worst Critic | Christian Finnegan | 1:30 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| Intro / Could It Be Me | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:23 | ||
| I Am a Great Dad | Patton Oswalt | 4:45 | ||
| Elementary School | Gary Gulman | 3:18 | ||
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| Birthday Party | Kumail Nanjiani | 8:13 | ||
| I Fell Down in London! Oh, And Bought a Phone! | Eugene Mirman | 2:31 | ||
| Batman, Bat-Men, And Google | Myq Kaplan | 2:03 | ||
| I Have Hobbies | Hannibal Buress | 1:31 | ||
| Big Bookstores | Todd Barry | 1:42 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| My Kids' School | Christopher Titus | 9:34 | ||
| Ex-Girlfriend | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:24 | ||
| Beth | Kyle Kinane | 6:45 | ||
| Why Would You Tell Me That? | Hannibal Buress | 2:28 | ||
| Giving up My Belly Button for Lint | Josh Sneed | 3:38 | ||
| Tiger Woods | Norm MacDonald | 5:40 | ||
| St. Patrick's Day | Wyatt Cenac | 3:18 | ||
| French Guy | Amy Schumer | 4:39 | ||
| Zipper | Tommy Johnagin | 4:27 | ||
| Ordering Pizza | Steve Rannazzisi | 5:17 | ||
| Locked up Abroad | Doug Stanhope | 3:51 | ||
| Room for Dessert / Death by Chocolate / Lent / Snacks | Greg Giraldo | 2:39 | ||
| Where Women Might Be | Jim Jefferies | 4:32 | ||
| A Whimsical Story About Throwing a Baby | Tommy Johnagin | 2:44 | ||
| Ted and the 20 Person Plane | John Mulaney | 1:34 | ||
| Dicks | Whitney Cummings | 2:01 | ||
| Rape | Anthony Jeselnik | 2:33 | ||
| Greatest City on Earth / Getting Old | Greg Giraldo | 3:47 | ||
| Jersey Shore Like Animal Planet | Natasha Leggero | 2:15 | ||
| Dick Punch | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:35 | ||
| The Best Argument Against Gay Marriage | Patton Oswalt | 2:27 | ||
| I Love Dogs and Cats | Mitch Fatel | 5:20 | ||
