| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| Bottled Hose Water | Todd Glass | 4:41 | ||
| Planned Parenthood | Morgan Murphy | 5:16 | ||
| Where's My Swine Flu? | Alonzo Bodden | 2:44 | ||
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | ||
| Rustic Shoe Racks | Tommy Campbell | 3:54 | ||
| Meeting J-Bone | Bob Saget | 2:23 | ||
| Landfill Pretzels | Mike Birbiglia | 4:26 | ||
| Smart Animals | Harland Williams | 2:39 | ||
| Craigslist | Aziz Ansari | 2:11 | ||
| The Tea Party | Alonzo Bodden | 2:26 | ||
| Navajo Graveyard | Rachel Feinstein | 1:50 | ||
| Cool Guy | Todd Glass | 2:19 | ||
| Flaming Youth | Kyle Kinane | 8:57 | ||
| Butt Cart | Doug Benson | 2:10 | ||
| Cheese | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:18 | ||
| Sign Language for Jizz Everywhere (This Bit Not Ideal for Audio, Sorry!) | Aziz Ansari | 2:04 | ||
| Bad, Bad Things | Anthony Jeselnik | 5:47 | ||
| Blood in My Stool | Michael Ian Black | 5:40 | ||
| Strip Club | Dan Levy | 3:05 | ||
| Highlights | Mitch Hedberg | 2:08 | ||
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| The Black Dahlia | Dana Gould | 2:56 | ||
| 60 Minutes | Doug Benson | 2:39 | ||
| Giving up My Belly Button for Lint | Josh Sneed | 3:38 | ||
| Women / Old Drinking | Greg Giraldo | 6:45 | ||
| Church | Jo Koy | 2:42 | ||
| Free Range Crazies | Doug Stanhope | 2:02 | ||
| Belt | Mitch Hedberg | 3:30 | ||
| 80's Porn | Tom Segura | 2:59 | ||
| Architectural Jokes | Todd Glass | 4:46 | ||
| Gold Chains | Tommy Campbell | 2:01 | ||
| Man to Man | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:42 | ||
| Bombing Etiquette | Jim Norton | 1:27 | ||
| Twelve Apostrophes | Chad Daniels | 2:00 | ||
| My Rehab Counselor | Artie Lange | 4:23 | ||
| Montana and the Flea Market | Josh Sneed | 4:04 | ||
| Bras & Breasts | Mitch Fatel | 1:58 | ||
| The Floater / Maury | Greg Giraldo | 3:46 | ||
| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | ||
| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | ||
| I Like to Smell Things | Louis Katz | 2:15 | ||
| The Weight Loss Plan | Patton Oswalt | 2:07 | ||
| Fall | Windtunnnel, Doug Benson | 4:51 | ||
| Life Insurance | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:29 | ||
| Tea Party Website | Eugene Mirman | 3:51 | ||
| Sam Fights Racism with Good Food | Sam Morril | 3:04 | ||
| Fairytales and Porn | Rachel Feinstein | 1:36 | ||
| Poops and Popes | Myq Kaplan | 2:44 | ||
| Exquisite Anger | Adam Ferrara | 2:06 | ||
