| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | |
| Single Ladies | Morgan Murphy | 1:51 | |
| Architectural Jokes | Todd Glass | 4:46 | |
| Pride | Louis Katz | 2:09 | |
| Sam Thinks Women Are Amazing, Also, Murder! | Sam Morril | 3:27 | |
| Second-Hand Cattery | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:06 | |
| I Love Babies | Mitch Fatel | 2:46 | |
| Man to Man | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:42 | |
| Dead Dad Club | Chris Hardwick | 4:50 | |
| First Time at Starbucks | Chris Porter | 2:09 | |
| Sam Quit Watching Porn…he Cut Back | Sam Morril | 5:51 | |
| Cholo Soccer Dad | Al Madrigal | 7:37 | |
| Dad | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:45 | |
| Sbarro Slogan and Anti-Abortion Billboard (Unrelated) | Eugene Mirman | 1:14 | |
| Movies and Men and Women and Birth | Patton Oswalt | 3:55 | |
| Uncle Tony | Artie Lange | 1:49 | |
| I Hope He Comes Back | Nate Bargatze | 2:27 | |
| Jaws | Pete Davidson | 2:33 | |
| Stepping on Legos | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:43 | |
| Strip Club | David Spade | 6:36 | |
| No One's Wedding Is Fun | Jen Kirkman | 2:51 | |
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| Bad Business | Ben Bailey | 5:37 | |
| Kurt Metzger Breaks His Mother's Heart | Kurt Metzger | 2:08 | |
| Holocaust Museum of Modern Art | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:55 | |
| Grown Woman Not a Sugar Squirrel | Iliza Shlesinger | 2:09 | |
| Batman, Bat-Men, And Google | Myq Kaplan | 2:03 | |
| Naked Just Sox | Robert Kelly | 2:49 | |
| Emo Satan | Dan Soder | 1:07 | |
| I'm Fancy | Natasha Leggero | 1:34 | |
| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | |
| Altar Boys with Rat Mustaches | John Mulaney | 2:20 | |
| I've Got to Go Name My Chapters. | Nate Bargatze | 2:40 | |
| Came Down with the Cancer | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:54 | |
| Drinking and Driving | David Spade | 5:43 | |
| Haunted House | Kumail Nanjiani | 8:05 | |
| Steve, Get out of My Way! | Kurt Metzger | 3:08 | |
| A Special Moment | Michael Ian Black | 3:56 | |
| Lady and the Champ | Doug Stanhope | 7:59 | |
| Open | Jo Koy | 3:13 | |
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | |
| I'm a Little Suspish | Nikki Glaser | 3:09 | |
| Legit | Jim Jefferies | 7:04 | |
| Porno Logic | Christian Finnegan | 1:38 | |
| Writing Tweets for Kim Kardashian | Artie Lange | 3:02 | |
| "From Climate Change to Hemorrhoids" | Bob Saget | 1:00 | |
| Hey Isis, Get off of My Lawn | Doug Stanhope | 2:05 | |
| Women Are Like Fruit Trees | Dana Gould | 2:12 | |
| Cheese | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:18 | |
| AIDS Cop | Chad Daniels | 1:11 | |