| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| Emergency | Tom Segura | 2:28 | ||
| Under a Buck | David Spade | 2:24 | ||
| I Know These Last Jokes Were on Yelled at by a Clown. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:12 | ||
| Why Would You Tell Me That? | Hannibal Buress | 2:28 | ||
| Sbarro Slogan and Anti-Abortion Billboard (Unrelated) | Eugene Mirman | 1:14 | ||
| Transpo-Tainment | Christian Finnegan | 1:06 | ||
| Meowminos | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:42 | ||
| No M&Ms. | Nate Bargatze | 1:12 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| Hey Isis, Get off of My Lawn | Doug Stanhope | 2:05 | ||
| Came Down with the Cancer | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:54 | ||
| Sorry Jim | Tommy Campbell | 1:18 | ||
| AIDS Cop | Chad Daniels | 1:11 | ||
| Native 'Merican | Chris Hardwick | 2:41 | ||
| Signs | Todd Glass | 3:13 | ||
| Slow Motion Mouth Kiss | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:59 | ||
| "From Climate Change to Hemorrhoids" | Bob Saget | 1:00 | ||
| More Rape | Natasha Leggero | 2:13 | ||
| Leave Me Alone | Jen Kirkman | 1:28 | ||
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| Memory Foam Mattress | Dry Bar Comedy | 1:37 | ||
| Merica the Beautiful | Chris Hardwick | 1:51 | ||
| A Whimsical Story About Throwing a Baby | Tommy Johnagin | 2:44 | ||
| White Precious | Kurt Metzger | 5:52 | ||
| News & Jiffy Lube | Chris Porter | 3:37 | ||
| Finding Trouble During The Day (Bonus) | John Heffron | 3:01 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| Sommeliers | Dan Soder | 3:12 | ||
| High School Girlfriend | Louis Katz | 1:43 | ||
| Virtuoso | Kyle Kinane | 2:38 | ||
| Target / K-Mart | Todd Glass | 1:55 | ||
| My Dad Told Me | Tom Segura | 1:56 | ||
| TLC | Natasha Leggero | 3:42 | ||
| Very Hungry Lion Island | Dan Cummins | 6:57 | ||
| Ben Not Gay | Ben Bailey | 3:50 | ||
| Eating Crayons | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:27 | ||
| Dick Pics | Rachel Feinstein | 2:20 | ||
| Sleeping, Driving, And Pasta | Myq Kaplan | 2:29 | ||
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| No One's Wedding Is Fun | Jen Kirkman | 2:51 | ||
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | ||
| No Power | John Heffron | 4:27 | ||
| Sex Swing | Nikki Glaser | 2:22 | ||
| Hot Tub Trash | Tommy Campbell | 3:30 | ||
| Blaming Eve | Shane Mauss | 3:31 | ||
| Decadence and Debauchery | Tracy Morgan | 5:55 | ||
| Art Guy | Jackie Kashian | 2:56 | ||
| Big Bookstores | Todd Barry | 1:42 | ||
