| Inheritance | Al Madrigal | 2:33 | ||
| Way of the World | Kyle Kinane | 3:04 | ||
| Meeting J-Bone | Bob Saget | 2:23 | ||
| Let My Lawyer Do the Talking | Anthony Jeselnik | 4:19 | ||
| Clown Pain Fun | David Cross | 2:10 | ||
| Intro | Rachel Feinstein | 0:53 | ||
| The Elderly | Christian Finnegan | 2:46 | ||
| Dextrose | Kyle Kinane | 2:17 | ||
| Chinatown | Tom Papa | 4:44 | ||
| Expand | Rory Scovel | 4:30 | ||
| Sam Is a New York Jew | Sam Morril | 3:48 | ||
| 1st World Poverty | Doug Stanhope | 2:40 | ||
| The Vacuumist | Mitch Hedberg | 2:34 | ||
| Pretty Dick | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:46 | ||
| Diseases | Nick Di Paolo | 8:20 | ||
| Bad Karma | Craig Ferguson | 2:05 | ||
| Twelve Apostrophes | Chad Daniels | 2:00 | ||
| Ron Jeremy's Giant Cock | Jim Norton | 3:43 | ||
| The "V" | Louis Katz | 0:46 | ||
| Crushes | Dan Soder | 1:19 | ||
| Hi | Mike Birbiglia | 2:01 | ||
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| Cheese | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:18 | ||
| Meats and Robots | Myq Kaplan | 3:10 | ||
| The Mosque at Ground Zero | Jim Norton | 2:16 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| Building the Nest | Tom Papa | 1:27 | ||
| Strong, Independent Woman | Mike Birbiglia | 3:55 | ||
| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | ||
| Sex for a Cheeseburger | Morgan Murphy | 3:16 | ||
| Heroin, Pessimist, Crazy, Movies | Shane Mauss | 2:45 | ||
| Bad Dates | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:00 | ||
| F--: The Westboro Baptist Church | Jim Norton | 2:09 | ||
| "Viagra, Vol. 2" | Bob Saget | 1:34 | ||
| Pick up Line | Morgan Murphy | 2:00 | ||
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| Einstein Was an Immigrant Worker | Doug Stanhope | 3:51 | ||
| Nana Time | Dan Soder | 1:33 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| Severed Heads over Hollywood | Dana Gould | 2:23 | ||
| Moved Home | Chad Daniels | 8:14 | ||
| Sam Thinks Women Are Amazing, Also, Murder! | Sam Morril | 3:27 | ||
| FCC Pussy | Shane Mauss | 3:51 | ||
| "TV Dads - Good to Bad" | Bob Saget | 1:42 | ||
| Blind and Deaf Comedy Jam | Myq Kaplan | 2:21 | ||
| What's Your Label? | Doug Stanhope | 1:44 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
| Car, Sayings | Shane Mauss | 3:39 | ||
| Uncle Tony | Artie Lange | 1:49 | ||
