| Worst Critic | Christian Finnegan | 1:30 | ||
| The "V" | Louis Katz | 0:46 | ||
| Shout It out Loud | Kyle Kinane | 4:27 | ||
| The War on Texting | Steve Hofstetter | 1:57 | ||
| Afflictions | Ryan Stout | 3:31 | ||
| Ron Jeremy's Giant Cock | Jim Norton | 3:43 | ||
| Carnival Head | Doug Stanhope | 2:45 | ||
| Allergies | Louis Katz | 1:28 | ||
| Jimmy Johnson's Johnson | Artie Lange | 3:09 | ||
| Porn Stories | Kumail Nanjiani | 6:38 | ||
| Old-Timey | Christian Finnegan | 1:44 | ||
| Only Whores Wear Purple | Rachel Feinstein | 4:39 | ||
| I'm Talkin' to You, Son | Bob Saget | 3:16 | ||
| Mei-Mei's Hair | Patton Oswalt | 4:39 | ||
| Crackheads | Natasha Leggero | 2:13 | ||
| Sex Swing | Nikki Glaser | 2:22 | ||
| Batman, Bat-Men, And Google | Myq Kaplan | 2:03 | ||
| Weird Sex Moves | Louis Katz | 1:44 | ||
| Siegfried & Roy | Robert Schimmel | 3:24 | ||
| Brooklyn | Kumail Nanjiani | 1:41 | ||
| Environmental Science | Chad Daniels | 2:44 | ||
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| Born a Woman | Doug Stanhope | 3:39 | ||
| Poops and Popes | Myq Kaplan | 2:44 | ||
| We're Different People | David Cross | 1:48 | ||
| Unicorn Mentors | Matt Kirshen | 2:22 | ||
| Heroin | Chris Porter | 1:35 | ||
| Sam Quit Watching Porn…he Cut Back | Sam Morril | 5:51 | ||
| Angry Young Men | Tom Papa | 2:16 | ||
| Architectural Jokes | Todd Glass | 4:46 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| Yes or No Question | Christian Finnegan | 2:26 | ||
| Sexual Trouble | Michael Ian Black | 2:45 | ||
| What If I Just Walked off Stage and Never Came Back? | Nate Bargatze | 2:42 | ||
| Second-Hand Cattery | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:06 | ||
| Dating Etiquette Part I | Louis Katz | 2:43 | ||
| Vegas | Rachel Feinstein | 2:36 | ||
| Cheese | Kumail Nanjiani | 2:18 | ||
| Long Islanders | Jim Breuer | 3:08 | ||
| "I Just Wanna Entertain People" | Bob Saget | 1:36 | ||
| Open/Intro | Dan Soder | 0:57 | ||
| Inheritance | Al Madrigal | 2:33 | ||
| Hey Isis, Get off of My Lawn | Doug Stanhope | 2:05 | ||
| Under a Buck | David Spade | 2:24 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
| I Know These Last Jokes Were on Yelled at by a Clown. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:12 | ||
| Abstinence | Matt Kirshen | 3:07 | ||
| Sam Tells a Subway Story! | Sam Morril | 2:28 | ||
| Cursing Is Bad / Rudely Interrupted | Tom Segura | 2:38 | ||
| Caught by Strangers | Tom Segura | 3:27 | ||
