| Mother | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:46 | ||
| Good Time Mcdonald's | Pete Holmes | 2:16 | ||
| Afraid of Spiders | Shayne Smith | 3:06 | ||
| He's Beige | Chad Daniels | 3:23 | ||
| To Have and to Eat | Ben Bailey | 1:15 | ||
| Turtleman | Al Madrigal | 2:17 | ||
| Friendly Tollbooth | Christian Finnegan | 3:23 | ||
| Earthquakes | Jo Koy | 3:01 | ||
| Having a Kid Is a Crazy Gamble | Aziz Ansari | 1:49 | ||
| Performance Review 2 | John Heffron | 3:38 | ||
| Yay for Gay Marriage! | Lisa Lampanelli | 3:47 | ||
| Introduction | Robert Schimmel | 1:15 | ||
| Men's Contributions to Children | Shane Mauss | 2:29 | ||
| Smart Animals | Harland Williams | 2:39 | ||
| Jaws | Pete Davidson | 2:33 | ||
| Watch Your Head | Ben Bailey | 0:44 | ||
| Walk It Off | Michael Ian Black | 5:29 | ||
| Batman, Bat-Men, And Google | Myq Kaplan | 2:03 | ||
| Secret of My Success | Doug Stanhope | 2:13 | ||
| Kid Bit | Pete Holmes | 4:32 | ||
| Teachers | Andrew Norelli | 3:57 | ||
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| Happy Little Plague Boy | Matt Kirshen | 4:40 | ||
| Worst Critic | Christian Finnegan | 1:30 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 1:10 | |||
| It's Easier to Bring up a Son | Jim Jefferies | 1:42 | ||
| FCC Pussy | Shane Mauss | 3:51 | ||
| See Something, Say Nothing | Jen Kirkman | 3:21 | ||
| Shave the Big Toe | Iliza Shlesinger | 4:36 | ||
| Encore | Billy Gardell | 2:31 | ||
| Natural Selection | Chad Daniels | 3:28 | ||
| Killin' It! | Matt Braunger | 3:13 | ||
| Downhill Is the Fun Part | Christian Finnegan | 2:53 | ||
| Acting | Pete Holmes | 1:19 | ||
| I Love Dogs and Cats | Mitch Fatel | 5:20 | ||
| Sexual Attorney | Rachel Feinstein | 5:09 | ||
| Second-Hand Cattery | Iliza Shlesinger | 5:06 | ||
| Old-Timey | Christian Finnegan | 1:44 | ||
| 20/20 aka The Photo | Dane Cook | 3:43 | ||
| Emergency | Tom Segura | 2:28 | ||
| Retirement Homes | Steve Byrne | 1:33 | ||
| Deli Offcuts | Tommy Campbell | 2:08 | ||
| Tanning Salon | Harland Williams | 2:09 | ||
| Intro / Could It Be Me | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:23 | ||
| Sam Unapologetically Panders to the New York Crowd | Sam Morril | 2:30 | ||
| Voices | Kyle Kinane | 6:08 | ||
| AIDS Cop | Chad Daniels | 1:11 | ||
| Spirituality | Billy Gardell | 6:47 | ||
| Pierce!!! / Juan!!! | Pete Holmes | 2:34 | ||
| Character Actor | Michael Ian Black | 1:29 | ||
