| Being Healthy Sucks | Louis Katz | 3:05 | ||
| Giving up My Belly Button for Lint | Josh Sneed | 3:38 | ||
| Double Entendre | Tommy Johnagin | 2:20 | ||
| Strip Clubs | Jim Jefferies | 2:26 | ||
| America the Augmented | Daniel Tosh | 8:21 | ||
| Florida | Patton Oswalt | 5:57 | ||
| Supreme Court Justice / Humbling Escort | Greg Giraldo | 3:04 | ||
| Twelve Apostrophes | Chad Daniels | 2:00 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called Parental Discretion Iz Advised | Kyle Kinane | 4:40 | ||
| Golden Corral | Al Madrigal | 3:36 | ||
| Walrus | Gary Gulman | 2:14 | ||
| Computer Dating / Couples Fight | Greg Giraldo | 3:20 | ||
| And Yes I Should Write More. It's Hard. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:46 | ||
| Water | Kyle Kinane | 5:50 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| Phone Racist | Chad Daniels | 3:06 | ||
| Sam Tackles Homophobia | Sam Morril | 2:51 | ||
| Is That Illegal? | Jim Jefferies | 5:35 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called Compton's n the House | Kyle Kinane | 4:54 | ||
| Shut the Fuck Up | Anthony Jeselnik | 6:48 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
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| There's Something in My Bladder | Mike Birbiglia | 8:17 | ||
| #johnmayer | Chris Hardwick | 6:15 | ||
| Wack Writing | Hannibal Buress | 5:05 | ||
| Ducklings, Cheerleaders, And Legal Proceedings | Myq Kaplan | 2:11 | ||
| Be Happy Even | Christopher Titus | 2:28 | ||
| Holocaust Museum of Modern Art | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:55 | ||
| Ron Jeremy's Giant Cock | Jim Norton | 3:43 | ||
| I Have Hobbies | Hannibal Buress | 1:31 | ||
| We Should Hang Out | John Mulaney | 1:07 | ||
| Hippie Roommate | Louis Katz | 4:15 | ||
| Girl, You Ain't Got No Arms | Natasha Leggero | 5:36 | ||
| Couldn't Be Prouder | Norm MacDonald | 3:37 | ||
| Dick Pics | Rachel Feinstein | 2:20 | ||
| Occupy Elsewhere | Doug Stanhope | 6:30 | ||
| Way of the World | Kyle Kinane | 3:04 | ||
| Going to Church | Tom Papa | 5:41 | ||
| Why Would You Tell Me That? | Hannibal Buress | 2:28 | ||
| Money and Pussy | Patton Oswalt | 2:41 | ||
| Half Time | Norm MacDonald | 4:17 | ||
| I've Got to Go Name My Chapters. | Nate Bargatze | 2:40 | ||
| Flaming Youth | Kyle Kinane | 8:57 | ||
| Life on the Road | Josh Sneed | 2:59 | ||
| Debit Card | Hannibal Buress | 3:35 | ||
| Building the Nest | Tom Papa | 1:27 | ||
| Senses, Halloween | Demetri Martin | 4:03 | ||
| Joe Bags | Mike Birbiglia | 2:11 | ||
| Halloween Payback | Al Madrigal | 1:01 | ||
| Vanessa, Starbucks, And My Bike Seat | Dov Davidoff | 4:30 | ||
