| Adam and Eve and Vegans | Myq Kaplan | 2:22 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
| Movies and Men and Women and Birth | Patton Oswalt | 3:55 | ||
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | ||
| Defender | Kyle Kinane | 2:35 | ||
| You're Hungry Now. | Nate Bargatze | 2:31 | ||
| Sam Fights Racism with Good Food | Sam Morril | 3:04 | ||
| Music Festivals | Morgan Murphy | 2:06 | ||
| Friendly Tollbooth | Christian Finnegan | 3:23 | ||
| Origin Story | Jackie Kashian | 3:28 | ||
| Condom in a Swimming Pool | Robert Schimmel | 4:00 | ||
| No M&Ms. | Nate Bargatze | 1:12 | ||
| Sleepy Karl | Mike Birbiglia | 2:59 | ||
| China Wants It | Christian Finnegan | 0:42 | ||
| Weird Suburbs | Tommy Campbell | 1:55 | ||
| Hernia | David Spade | 5:37 | ||
| Newark | Artie Lange | 2:44 | ||
| More Rape | Natasha Leggero | 2:13 | ||
| We Got Icees! | Chad Daniels | 1:24 | ||
| Directions | Anjelah Johnson-Reyes | 2:34 | ||
| Holocaust Museum of Modern Art | Anthony Jeselnik | 3:55 | ||
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| I'm a hypochondriac. | Pete Davidson | 1:44 | ||
| Crackheads | Natasha Leggero | 2:13 | ||
| Big Bookstores | Todd Barry | 1:42 | ||
| Sam's Gator Story | Sam Morril | 7:29 | ||
| Virtuoso | Kyle Kinane | 2:38 | ||
| Sexual Attorney | Rachel Feinstein | 5:09 | ||
| Craigslist | Aziz Ansari | 2:11 | ||
| Tourettes Guy | Bob Saget | 1:12 | ||
| All These Jokes About Hurting Children | Anthony Jeselnik | 5:10 | ||
| Parents and Pills | Patton Oswalt | 3:22 | ||
| Gay Weddings on a Libertarian Diet | Wyatt Cenac | 5:33 | ||
| The Floater / Maury | Greg Giraldo | 3:46 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| I Have Hobbies | Hannibal Buress | 1:31 | ||
| Chuck Norris and Owls | Myq Kaplan | 2:01 | ||
| Target / K-Mart | Todd Glass | 1:55 | ||
| Stepping on Legos | Steve Rannazzisi | 1:43 | ||
| Having a Baby | Tommy Campbell | 1:56 | ||
| "Growin' Up" | Bob Saget | 2:35 | ||
| Olive Garden | Dennis Miller | 1:23 | ||
| Outro | The Potash Twins, Bob Saget | 1:20 | ||
| When the Spice Hits | John Pinette | 2:35 | ||
| History of Ting-Ting | Jo Koy | 4:21 | ||
| Sam Tackles Homophobia | Sam Morril | 2:51 | ||
| Praying for Everybody | Dry Bar Comedy | 1:33 | ||
| Fairytales and Porn | Rachel Feinstein | 1:36 | ||
| I Know These Last Jokes Were on Yelled at by a Clown. (Bonus Track) | Nate Bargatze | 3:12 | ||
| Pick up Line | Morgan Murphy | 2:00 | ||
