| Environmental Science | Chad Daniels | 2:44 | ||
| The Black Dahlia | Dana Gould | 2:56 | ||
| Golden Corral | Al Madrigal | 3:36 | ||
| Dick Jokes | Dave Attell | 2:46 | ||
| Easier Below the Belt | Bob Saget | 2:17 | ||
| Signs | Todd Glass | 3:13 | ||
| Dick Pics | Rachel Feinstein | 2:20 | ||
| 4th Grade Math | Tom Papa | 3:39 | ||
| Emo Satan | Dan Soder | 1:07 | ||
| Vegans | Louis Katz | 1:08 | ||
| The Shitter or the Quitter | Steve Rannazzisi | 2:30 | ||
| Navajo Graveyard | Rachel Feinstein | 1:50 | ||
| Hot Load | Tommy Campbell | 2:17 | ||
| Free Range Crazies | Doug Stanhope | 2:02 | ||
| Extractives of Paprika | Kyle Kinane | 1:09 | ||
| Are My "R's" Clear Now? | Dan Cummins | 3:45 | ||
| We Flew on a Plane to Get There. | Nate Bargatze | 1:13 | ||
| Delay | Anthony Jeselnik | 1:44 | ||
| Plastic Straw Ban | Tommy Campbell | 2:11 | ||
| Red Wine | Chad Daniels | 0:35 | ||
| Downhill Is the Fun Part | Christian Finnegan | 2:53 | ||
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| Pierce!!! / Juan!!! | Pete Holmes | 2:34 | ||
| Sex with Animals | Dave Attell | 1:51 | ||
| Shamwow | Todd Glass | 3:53 | ||
| Safe Sex | Louis Katz | 1:31 | ||
| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | ||
| Only Whores Wear Purple | Rachel Feinstein | 4:39 | ||
| Architectural Jokes | Todd Glass | 4:46 | ||
| Fireworks | Dave Attell | 1:06 | ||
| Sodium Erythortbate | Kyle Kinane | 2:51 | ||
| Dad Whistle | Steve Rannazzisi | 4:17 | ||
| Necrophilia, Pedophilia, And Bestiality | Myq Kaplan | 2:34 | ||
| Flavors | Demetri Martin | 3:07 | ||
| Worst Critic | Christian Finnegan | 1:30 | ||
| The Weight Loss Plan | Patton Oswalt | 2:07 | ||
| Red Bull | Dry Bar Comedy | 1:37 | ||
| A Gas Problem | John Pinette | 2:24 | ||
| Double Entendre | Tommy Johnagin | 2:20 | ||
| Shave the Big Toe | Iliza Shlesinger | 4:36 | ||
| Mustard | Kyle Kinane | 2:35 | ||
| Breastfeeding | Al Madrigal | 1:47 | ||
| Sam Thinks Women Are Amazing, Also, Murder! | Sam Morril | 3:27 | ||
| Parental Intuition | Chad Daniels | 2:29 | ||
| Long Victorian Nightgown | John Mulaney | 2:10 | ||
| Armageddon Day | Christopher Titus | 6:23 | ||
| The Magic of Cursive | Patton Oswalt | 1:08 | ||
| Maximum Capacity | Dry Bar Comedy | 1:42 | ||
| This Track Is Not Called Gangsta Gangsta | Kyle Kinane | 1:02 | ||
| Probably Went to the Bathroom | Nate Bargatze | 1:29 | ||
