| Thank You for Listening! | Nate Bargatze | 3:43 | ||
| Women and Dogs I Used to Know | Bob Saget | 2:46 | ||
| Masturbation/Internet Pornography | Louis Katz | 1:33 | ||
| Siegfried & Roy | Robert Schimmel | 3:24 | ||
| Expand | Rory Scovel | 4:30 | ||
| Have You Tried Heroin? | Artie Lange | 4:15 | ||
| Sleepy Karl | Mike Birbiglia | 2:59 | ||
| Balding/Getting Older/Large Women | Louis Katz | 2:43 | ||
| Bad Choices | Nick Thune | 3:12 | ||
| Scratching Privates | Chad Daniels | 2:27 | ||
| News & Jiffy Lube | Chris Porter | 3:37 | ||
| I Am an Awful Dad | Patton Oswalt | 5:03 | ||
| What's Your Label? | Doug Stanhope | 1:44 | ||
| Gramp Stamp | Chris Hardwick | 2:19 | ||
| Meeting J-Bone | Bob Saget | 2:23 | ||
| Jacket | Casey Corbin | 1:19 | ||
| My Friend's Dick Pix | Dan Levy | 2:43 | ||
| Take Our Jobs | Shane Mauss | 1:58 | ||
| Introduction | Robert Schimmel | 1:15 | ||
| Gentrification | Wyatt Cenac | 7:01 | ||
| Nana Time | Dan Soder | 1:33 | ||
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| Friendly Tollbooth | Christian Finnegan | 3:23 | ||
| Twelve Apostrophes | Chad Daniels | 2:00 | ||
| Egotistical Internet Pigs | Joe DeRosa | 2:36 | ||
| The Guitar Guy at the Party (Radio Version) | Mike Birbiglia | 3:05 | ||
| The Definition of a Man | Adam Ferrara | 3:19 | ||
| Poops and Popes | Myq Kaplan | 2:44 | ||
| Date with a Pescatarian | Louis Katz | 1:57 | ||
| Diseases | Nick Di Paolo | 8:20 | ||
| Baby Daddy | Josh Sneed | 4:18 | ||
| Sexual Trouble | Michael Ian Black | 2:45 | ||
| Died Right on Time | Doug Stanhope | 2:10 | ||
| See Something, Say Nothing | Jen Kirkman | 3:21 | ||
| Asses and Advice | Rachel Feinstein | 3:07 | ||
| The Anne Frank House | Jim Gaffigan | 1:21 | ||
| Pill Poppers | David Spade | 2:15 | ||
| It's All in How You Look at It | Big Jay Oakerson | 2:52 | ||
| Shooting the Shit / Too Soon? | David Cross | 3:55 | ||
| Happy Anniversary, Karen | Christian Finnegan | 2:22 | ||
| Playboy | Beth Stelling | 1:43 | ||
| Internal Battles | Dennis Miller | 1:47 | ||
| Montana and the Flea Market | Josh Sneed | 4:04 | ||
| Women Are Like Fruit Trees | Dana Gould | 2:12 | ||
| "From Climate Change to Hemorrhoids" | Bob Saget | 1:00 | ||
| Adorable Racism | Patton Oswalt | 5:14 | ||
| Denturist | Casey Corbin | 3:14 | ||
| Voices | Kyle Kinane | 6:08 | ||
| Love Yourself | Robert Schimmel | 5:50 | ||
| Sexting | Morgan Murphy | 2:56 | ||
